Adam just got back from taping an episode of Leno, and is ready to take your calls. First, a discussion of who you think should replace Teresa Strasser as our 2011 Newsgirl. Adam explains that Teresa is hard to replace, but all of the candidates will be great once he has time to break them in.
Adam also talks about getting heckled during his show in San Francisco. Much to Adam’s surprise, the same girl he saw driven away by the police that night wrote into the show, and Dawson reads her letter.
He also takes a call about the proper way to raise your kids, and Adam explains how he wished his teachers had funneled his rambunctious energy into the drama department. He talks about what his next car would be, his reactions to the fan art he receives, and wraps things up with a guy who sounds like ‘Black Harold Ramis.’
Executive Producer: Donny Misraje
Producers: Mike Lynch and Mike Dawson
Writer: Mike Lynch
Audio Engineer/Voice Over: Mike Dawson
Audio Show Builder/Associate Producer: Katie Levine
Phones: Brian Meyer
Show Summary: Matt Fondiler
Adam gleefully announces the return of his car with the dealer plates still intact after four years. He also talks with Bald Bryan about the nice straight razor shave they received, and Adam recalls the joys of walking around feeling his face all day.
Alison Rosen is back with the news, and follows up on last night’s story about double anal penetration. Adam also talks about never being invited to the AVN awards, and explains how great he is at receiving oral. Alison brings up the first Twitter-related defamation suit, and Adam rants about Courtney Love and divorce laws.
Next up is a round of ‘Who The Fuck Sells This Shit?’ Adam talks to a guy selling pigeons, and chats with a Japanese guy selling reusable plastic bags about his bisexuality. Adam also recalls the time a drunk driver wrecked his car, and the lawsuit that followed.
After the break, Adam welcomes Michael Swaim and Dan O’Brien of Cracked.com to chat about their new book, ‘You Might Be A Zombie, and Other Bad News.’ Along with the news, the guys also chat about common first names, cheerleading initiations, inappropriate web videos, and Born Again Christians.
Watch ‘Agents of Cracked’ at Cracked.com, and pick up a copy of ‘You Might Be A Zombie, and Other Bad News’
You can also follow Alison on Twitter @AlisonRosen, or visit her site at AlisonRosen.com
Executive Producer: Donny Misraje
Producer: Mike Lynch
Writer: Mike Lynch
Audio Engineer/Associate Producer: Mike Dawson
Audio Show Builder/Associate Producer: Katie Levine
Production Engineer: Logan Moy
Phones: Brian Meyer
Show Summary: Matt Fondiler
Adam welcomes Alison Rosen back for the news, and asks her to help role-play an airline fantasy he’s always had. He also talks about pounding shots at 10am while filming a scene for a new car project he’s working on, and relates a story about the first class lounge at the airport.
Before jumping into the news, Adam and Alison talk about the Rock Tumbler. They also investigate and compare the Amazon ratings of books written by Teresa Strasser, Greg Fitzsimmons, and Snooki. Adam complains about his radio show days, and the guys listen to an impassioned speech from Alec Baldwin.
Greg Fitzsimmons comes in studio, and talks with Adam about how weird it is to see snow covered mountains in Los Angeles. Greg also talks about an upcoming gig he has in Las Vegas, and talks about participating in the AVN awards. The guys also talk about their masturbatory habits, and share complaints about the film True Grit.
Adam and Greg talk about famous people they’ve been with, and crossing paths in the looks department with certain actresses. Adam also gets Donny on the mic to talk about his history with Molly Ringwald. Wrapping up the show, Adam takes a couple listener calls, and gives some relationship advice.
Follow Greg Fitzsimmons on Twitter @gregfitzshow and check out his podcast, Fitzdog Radio, available on iTunes or on his website at FitzDog.com.
Executive Producer: Donny Misraje
Producers: Mike Lynch and Mike Dawson
Writer: Mike Lynch
Associate Producer/Audio Show Builder: Katie Levine
Production Engineer: Logan Moy
Phones: Brian Meyer
Show Summary: Matt Fondiler
Adam welcomes Alison Rosen back to the show to fill in as Newsgirl for the week. He then jumps into complaints about the dicks on his flight from Miami, and the criminals who go out of their way to steal stuff. Alison tells a story about getting the stink eye, even after doing something for someone else, and Adam talks about trying to stop a burglar.
The first news story is about two massage therapists suing Brett Favre for harassing them. She also talks about different ways to help make your marriage last longer, but mostly Adam just wants to listen to Steely Dan. Adam also complains about Seth MacFarlane giving a tweet for Teresa’s book, yet he never got one.
Today’s guest is actor/comedian TJ Miller. TJ talks about how he landed a role in Yogi Bear, which involves a hilarious audition video he shot with a live grizzly bear. Adam also talks to him about his work in Unstoppable, and the group complains about studios releasing movies for nobody.
Adam also takes a couple of phone calls and listens to your New Year’s Resolutions. From there, the guys talk about the impact of the Internet and how it will affect how open we are. Alison wraps up the show with a couple more news stories, and Adam complains about the Wall Street Journal article that showcased his house.
Executive Producer: Donny Misraje
Producers: Mike Lynch and Mike Dawson
Writer: Mike Lynch
Audio: Mike Dawson
Associate Producer: Katie Levine
Production Engineer: Logan Moy
Show Summary: Matt Fondiler
Adam Carolla returns for his 2011 State of the Union. He also gives some thoughts on Christmas, and takes your calls.