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May 9, 2011

Adam opens the show with some of his Mother’s Day complaints. He goes on a rant about car valets, and tells a story about going shopping at the mall with the kids.

Comedian and podcaster Marc Maron comes out next, and talks about his last few nights performing at this same venue in Irvine. The guys also complain about aggravating hecklers in the audience, and dudes who clearly don’t know or care who you are. Marc also tells a story from a weird on-stage situation he had in Australia.

At the top of the news, Alison mentions some exciting staff news about an upcoming pregnancy. Adam also talks about his daughter being upset over her name, and hears about the latest military research into Attack Crows. The guys also talk more about Osama Bin Laden, and go through the least stressful jobs.

Amongst the list of laid-back jobs is dental hygienist, so the guys discuss some of their more particularly vivid dental horror stories. Adam complains about Q-tips, and the show wraps with a new segment from Alison’s fake pregnancy memoir.

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Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producer: Mike August

Producer: Mike Lynch 

Audio/Voice Over: Mike Dawson

Newsgirl: Alison Rosen

Sound Effects: Bryan Bishop

Associate Producer: Katie Levine

Technical Director: Logan Moy

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

May 6, 2011

Live from the Jon Lovitz Comedy Club, Adam opens the show complaining about constantly being interviewed about Dr. Drew’s successes. Alison then goes into the audience to take questions from the crowd, and Adam launches into a rant about lobsters. Bald Bryan also plays a song that triggers Adam’s harshest breakup, and Adam talks about which actors run the worst in Hollywood.

Tonight’s guest is comedian Lisa Ann Walter, who crosses her legs and reminds Adam of Dr. Drew’s same girly habit. The group also discusses Dr. Drew’s sex appeal, and Adam talks about snake wrangler who visited his house today. Adam and Lisa also exchange crazy animal stories about their dogs.

Before jumping into the news, The Tournament of Rosen winner is revealed. Adam talks with him about potential date ideas, and Lisa chimes in with some romantic advice. The guys also discuss Osama Bin Laden’s pot plants, the origins of Cinco De Mayo, and the problems with cockfighting the US.

Also in the news is a guy who got stoned off of bath salts and murdered some baby goats, but Adam is more concerned about the comparative qualities of corn and baby corn. Adam imagines a conversation with St. Peter and talks about how he thinks he might go. Alison also gives an update on Lindsay Lohan, and Lisa recalls her experience working with her as a child actress. The show wraps with news of Mariah Carey’s twins, and Adam talks about being the most p-whipped nation with the best military.

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Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producer: Mike August

Producer: Mike Lynch

Audio/Voice Over: Mike Dawson

Newsgirl: Alison Rosen

Sound Effects: Bryan Bishop 

Associate Producer: Katie Levine

Technical Director: Logan Moy

Search: Chris Laxamana

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

May 5, 2011

At the top of the show, Adam welcomes Andy Dick back to the show Adam tells a story from the early days of the podcast, when Andy smoked a cigar and Donny kept it as a souvenir. Andy also talks about the past drama with Jon Lovitz, and brings everyone up to speed on his arrest several nights ago. Adam hears his side of the story, and also talks to him about his new football comedy, Division III.

Next up, Adam welcomes actress Sheryl Lee Ralph to the couch. The guys joke about whether or not they’ve met before, and Adam talks to her about her Tony nomination for the Broadway show, Dreamgirls. Adam also talks to her about getting the right representation in the biz, and Sheryl talks about writing her first book.

Adam jokingly relates to the struggles of being a black actress in Hollywood, and goes on a side jag about women’s hair. Sheryl and Alison give Adam a hard time about not growing his own hair out, so he shows a family photo from his youth and takes everyone through the unsmiling faces. He also gives a PSA to parents who act depressed in front of their kids.

The guys then dive into the earlier career of Sheryl, and she talks about making it as an actress even though her mom wanted her to be a doctor or lawyer. The conversation then steers toward social issues, and the group discusses why a larger dialogue needs to take place about the education problem in this country. As the show wraps up, Adam calls Donny on the mic to discuss the horrible education they both received going through High School, even though Sheryl doesn’t believe the stories.

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VIDEO LINKS

Division III Trailer

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/156eb7f056/division-iii-football-s-finest-official-unofficial-trailer

Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producer: Mike Lynch 

Producer: Mike Dawson

Audio/Voice Over: Mike Dawson

Newsgirl: Alison Rosen

Sound Effects: Bryan Bishop

Associate Producer: Katie Levine

Search: Logan Moy

Technical Director: Chris Laxamana

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

May 4, 2011

It’s been a whole day since Adam saw a snake, so he’s feeling pretty good. He talks with Alison and Bryan about why sitcoms fail, and compares running a studio to managing a football team. He also goes on a rant about focus groups, and wonders why we even need executives at all.

Into the news with Alison, there are people concerned that Osama Bin Laden’s death is a conspiracy. Adam stands by his stance that waterboarding works, and says it’s completely appropriate to celebrate when evil dies. Alison also mentions a teacher who wouldn’t shave until Osama was found, and Adam jokes about his own silent-but-deadly protest. There’s also a side jag about Pegasus poop, and Adam talks about Ron Jeremy getting fat while having an on-camera career.

Comedian Matt Walsh comes in next, and jokes with Adam about swimming in the Playboy grotto.  The guys also talk about foam soap, and Adam complains about the magic eye dispensers in the bathroom that don’t always work. Adam also talks with Matt about his experience in The Hangover, and the guys discuss the very revealing performance of Ken Jeong.

After a discussion about Matt’s new film, Alison goes back into the news with the story of Andy Dick’s arrest. Adam and Matt also act out how Adam trains his wife to answer the phone, and the guys talk about Anne Hathaway’s overly enthusiastic attitude toward everything.

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Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producer: Mike Lynch 

Producer: Mike Dawson

Audio/Voice Over: Mike Dawson

Newsgirl: Alison Rosen

Sound Effects: Bryan Bishop

Associate Producer: Katie Levine

Search: Gary Smith

Technical Director: Logan Moy

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

May 3, 2011

Adam talks about killing yet another rattlesnake outside his house today. He tells the story of his dog Molly’s run-in, and explains that since then, just in the last couple days, he’s come across three more. He also rants about his kids’ motorized cars, and talks with Larry Miller about the problems with catching and taming animals.

In the news, more details have been coming out about Osama Bin Laden’s death. Alison talks about the compound he was found in, and the ‘surgical raid’ that went on inside. Adam talks about using your wife as a human shield, and also sends a message to all his pussy friends on the left who were concerned about creating terrorists by fighting back. Alison also reads off some of the conspiracy theories surrounding his death, and Adam makes fun of not-so-menacing movie lines.

Next up, Tom Arnold comes in studio and talks about his co-stars in the new film ‘Brother’s Justice’. Adam then recalls a story that Tom once told on the radio show about approaching the man who molested him as a kid, and Tom retells how the second encounter went down. The guys also talk about Tom’s relationship with his mother, and Adam rants about women who voluntarily abandon their kids.

On a lighter note, Tom recalls a feud he got into with some of the Seinfeld cast after somebody parked in his parking spot. The guys wrap the show discussing their various celebrity sightings at Jimmy Kimmel’s last party, and Adam talks with Tom about his sobriety. 

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VIDEO LINKS

Osama Bin Laden Kill Site

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/02/osama-bin-laden-dead-abbottabad-mansion_n_856206.html

Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producer: Mike Lynch 

Producer: Mike Dawson

Audio/Voice Over: Mike Dawson

Newsgirl: Alison Rosen

Sound Effects: Bryan Bishop

Associate Producer: Katie Levine

Search: Chris Laxamana

Technical Director: Logan Moy

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

May 2, 2011

Adam opens the show discussing the ‘odyssey’ he had this weekend while traveling in the mid-west. He complains about locals not telling him the appropriate time to get to the airport, and how the theaters take all your money through their fees. Adam also rants about today’s youth and people yelling in hotel hallways at 6am.

Adam welcomes both Kirk Morrison, and Dr. Bruce to the show next. Adam talks with Kirk about having to change his NFL number, and some of the owner-player conflicts currently plaguing the league. Kirk and Dr. Bruce also discuss the life expectancy of a football player, and talk about performance enhancing drugs.

As Dr. Bruce moves into his medical news segment, he brings up the death of Osama Bin Laden. Adam is still waiting to discuss the heroism involved because he’s been burned too many times. The guys also debate what this will mean for airport security, and Adam wonders why Osama wasn’t sold out much sooner than now.

Discussing more medical news, Dr. Bruce describes a particularly graphic medical condition, and reveals the unfortunate news that flushing the toilet with the lid open will aerate your feces. The guys then cut live to CNN, streaming in front of the White House, and Adam predicts someone on the left will soon be on-air complaining about all the cheering in the US. Alison then wraps the show with news about the Royal Wedding, and the NATO airstrike that killed some of Gaddafi’s family.

Visit www.KirkMorrison.com, or follow him on twitter @KirkMorrison55

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Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producer: Mike Lynch 

Producer: Mike Dawson

Audio/Voice Over: Mike Dawson

Newsgirl: Alison Rosen

Sound Effects: Bryan Bishop

Associate Producer: Katie Levine

Technical Director: Logan Moy

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

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