Comedian and friend of the show, Greg Fitzsimmons, joins Adam as the two discuss carpeted bathrooms, home decor trends, first apartments, and cities declaring a state of emergency over homelessness. The two then break down Jerrod Carmichael’s monologue and jokes he made hosting the 2023 Golden Globes. PLUGS: See Greg Fitzsimmons live: Atlanta, GA - Punchline - January 19th through 21st Portland, OR - Helium - January 26th through 28th Philadelphia, PA - Helium - March 9th through 11th And for more dates, go to: GREGFITZSIMMONS.com Check out Greg Fitzsimmons’ podcasts, ‘Fitzdog Radio’ and ‘Sunday Papers’, available wherever you listen to podcasts And follow him on Twitter, @GregFitzShow Watch Vir Das’ new special, ‘Landing’ streaming now on Netflix Visit VirDas.in for Vir Das’ live dates And follow Vir on Instagram, @VirDas THANKS FOR SUPPORTING TODAY’S SPONSORS: SimpliSafe.com/ADAM GoodRanchers.com/ADAM Enter code: ADAM

Jonathan Kite sticks around as Adam welcomes comedy writer, Andy Cowan, to the show to talk about his new podcast ‘The Neurotic Vaccine’. Andy shares his experience working for Merv Griffin and pitching an invention to ‘Shark Tank’s’ Mr. Wonderful before joining Adam and Jonathan as they break down the cheapest music video of all time. Chris presents some ‘Trending Topics’ including: revelations from Prince Harry’s new book, a robber getting shot 9 times at a Houston Taqueria, a 6-year-old shooting his teacher, and a new law charging drunk drivers child support if they are responsible for a parent's death. PLUGS: Look out for Jonathan Kite’s new podcast, ‘Kite Club’, coming in early February wherever podcasts are found See Jonathan Kite live at The Tempe Improv in Arizona March 9th through 11th For more dates visit: JonathanKiteComedy.com And follow Jonathan Kite on Twitter and Instagram, @JonathanKite Listen to Andy Cowan’s new podcast, ‘The Neurotic Vaccine with Andy Cowan and Dr. Scott Kopoian’ wherever you find podcasts Learn more about Andy Cowan at AndyCowan.net And follow Andy on Twitter, @AndyGCowan THANKS FOR SUPPORTING TODAY’S SPONSORS: Babbel.com/ADAM

Comedian Jonathan Kite returns to the show and impersonates Donald Trump as he weighs in on Michelle Obama and OnlyFans. The two look into a Minnesota University dismissing an art history professor for showing her class paintings of Muhammad and some new guidance from The American Academy of Pediatrics recommending drugs and surgery for obese children. PLUGS: Look out for Jonathan Kite’s new podcast, ‘Kite Club’, coming in early February wherever podcasts are found See Jonathan Kite live at The Tempe Improv in Arizona March 9th through 11th For more dates visit: JonathanKiteComedy.com And follow Jonathan Kite on Twitter and Instagram, @JonathanKite Listen to Andy Cowan’s new podcast, ‘The Neurotic Vaccine with Andy Cowan and Dr. Scott Kopoian’ wherever you find podcasts Learn more about Andy Cowan at AndyCowan.net And follow Andy on Twitter, @AndyGCowan THANKS FOR SUPPORTING TODAY’S SPONSORS: Babbel.com/ADAM

Adam is back for another night at Helium Comedy Club in Philadelphia. He shares thoughts on which kind of cheese is appropriate for Philly cheesesteaks and what it would be like to date Lamar Odom. Next, he invites radio icon, John DeBella, to the stage and the guys chat about broadcasting and John's involvement with the success of 'I Love Rock N Roll' (one of Adam's least favorite songs). Next, Adam invites comedians Tim Butterly and Mike Rainey to talk about living in Philadelphia and the guys comment on some local news stories. Lastly, Tim and Mike pull some balls as the three riff on audience-submitted words for 'Adam Carolla is Unprepared.' PLUGS: Watch ‘The John DeBella Show’ weekdays 5:30AM to 9:00AM on 102.9 WMGK Listen to Tim and Mike's podcast ‘Dad Meat’ and find Mike's book ‘On Percs’ at OnPercs.com

Adam takes the stage live at the Helium Comedy Club in Philadelphia and recalls some stories about his father's upbringing in Philadelphia. Dan Dunn then joins Adam and the guys share a laugh about donkey shows in Tijuana, the band Survivor, and eating while drunk. Next, they play a round of The Rotten Tomatoes Game based on movies filmed in Philadelphia and Dan pulls balls for a round of Adam Carolla is Unprepared. PLUGS: Listen to Dan Dunn’s ‘What We’re Drinking with Dan Dunn’ wherever you listen to podcasts Check out Dan Dunn’s book, ‘American Wino: A Tale of Reds, Whites, and One Man's Blues’ available on Amazon or wherever finer books are sold And follow Dan on Instagram, @TheImbiber

1. Rob Dyrdek (2022) 2. Ken Block (2013) Hosted by Chris Laxamana and Giovanni Giorgio Support the show: Visit BlindsGalore.com Visit Geico.com Request clips: Classics@adamcarolla.com TWITTER: https://twitter.com/chrislaxamana INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/chrislaxamana1 https://instagram.com/giovannigiorgio Website: https://www.podcastone.com/carolla-classics

1. Bob Odenkirk (2009) 2. Made Up Movie with Gary Cole (2011) 3. Insane Clown Posse (2011) Hosted by Chris Laxamana and Giovanni Giorgio Support the show: Visit BlindsGalore.com Visit Geico.com Request clips: Classics@adamcarolla.com TWITTER: https://twitter.com/chrislaxamana INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/chris_laxamana https://instagram.com/giovannigiorgio Website: https://www.podcastone.com/carolla-classics

Comedian Elon Gold sticks around and talks to Adam about spreading an anti-hate message with comedy, losing friends over politics, and how to occupy your brain while doing monotonous work. Chris presents some ‘Trending Topics’ including: El Chapo's son getting arrested in Mexico, Crocs sponsoring a drag show with children and rumors of Aaron Taylor-Johnson playing James Bond. PLUGS: Watch Elon Gold’s new special ‘Sets In The City: Elon Gold’s Favorite People’ available on YouTube To see Elon Gold’s live dates, visit ElonGold.com And follow Elon on Instagram, @ElonGold To see what Vinnie Tortorich has been up to, go to VinnieTortorich.com Watch Vinnie’s new video, ‘America Is Fat, but You Don’t Have to Be’ at Prageru.com Check out Vinnie Tortorich’s podcast ‘Fitness Confidential with Vinnie Tortorich’ wherever you find podcasts And follow him on Twitter and Instagram, @VinnieTortorich

Comedian Elon Gold joins Adam and shows off some impressions before fitness guru Vinnie Tortorich calls in to talk about the problems with Tufts University’s “food compass”. Next, Elon talks to Adam about his new special and tells the story of how arriving at Larry David’s office unannounced on his birthday led to his role in the last season of ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’. PLUGS: Watch Elon Gold’s new special ‘Sets In The City: Elon Gold’s Favorite People’ available on YouTube To see Elon Gold’s live dates, visit ElonGold.com And follow Elon on Instagram, @ElonGold To see what Vinnie Tortorich has been up to, go to VinnieTortorich.com Watch Vinnie’s new video, ‘America Is Fat, but You Don’t Have to Be’ at Prageru.com Check out Vinnie Tortorich’s podcast ‘Fitness Confidential with Vinnie Tortorich’ wherever you find podcasts And follow him on Twitter and Instagram, @VinnieTortorich

Chris presents some ‘Trending Topics’ such as Buffalo Bills' Damar Hamlin suffering cardiac arrest on the field and the cast of 1968's ‘Romeo and Juliet’ suing Paramount over a nude scene in the film that was shot when they were teenagers. Adam continues his conversation with Kerryn Feehan as they talk about prayer follow-through, Kerryn’s OnlyFans account, and dancing bear porn. PLUGS: See Kerryn Feehan live at The Stand NYC every monday night and at the Comedy Hub in Houston on January 21st Listen to Kerryn Feehan’s podcast ‘OnlyFeehans’ with new episodes releasing Friday’s on YouTube And follow Kerryn on Instagram, @KerrynFeehan Get your tickets for ‘Working Blue with Adam Carolla & John Popper’ January 20th and 21st here: https://traveljoy.com/bookings/zVru8UUbJPgEVYqyXuFSCVsN THANKS FOR SUPPORTING TODAY’S SPONSORS: GoodRanchers.com/ADAM Enter code: ADAM

Comedian Kerryn Feehan joins Adam in the studio as John Popper of Blues Traveler calls in to give a preview of the, ‘Working Blue with Adam Carolla & John Popper’ event on January 20th and 21st in Dallas. Adam pitches some potential covers for their set and challenges John to try his hand at standup. Next, Adam and Kerryn talk about the hypocrisy of vaping PSAs versus marajuana PSAs, crazy media narratives, and Coca-Cola paying the NAACP millions to call parents racist if they opposed sugary diets. PLUGS: See Kerryn Feehan live at The Stand NYC every monday night and at the Comedy Hub in Houston on January 21st Listen to Kerryn Feehan’s podcast ‘OnlyFeehans’ with new episodes releasing Friday’s on YouTube And follow Kerryn on Instagram, @KerrynFeehan Get your tickets for ‘Working Blue with Adam Carolla & John Popper’ January 20th and 21st here: https://traveljoy.com/bookings/zVru8UUbJPgEVYqyXuFSCVsN THANKS FOR SUPPORTING TODAY’S SPONSORS: GoodRanchers.com/ADAM Enter code: ADAM

Adam and Chris talk about the death of friend and rally driver Ken Block before Adam recaps his harrowing snowboarding experience. Next, Cousin Sal comes to the studio and reminisces about meeting Adam. Sal gets to his feud with Jeff Ross and how he’s starting to do live shows for his podcast ‘Extra Points’. PLUGS: Watch Anthony Scaramucci’s show ‘Special Forces: The World’s Toughest Test’ premiering tonight on Fox And follow Anthony on Twitter, @Scaramucci See Cousin Sal live at ‘Extra Points Live Propapalooza’ at the Jimmy Kimmel Comedy Club in Las Vegas on Sunday & Monday Listen to ‘Extra Points’ available on Apple Podcasts and Spotify Check out Cousin Sal’s book, ‘You Can't Lose Them All: Tales of a Degenerate Gambler and His Ridiculous Friends’ available wherever you find books And follow Sal on Twitter and Instagram, @TheCousinSal THANKS FOR SUPPORTING TODAY’S SPONSORS: NextEvo.com, enter ADAM

Adam opens the show by getting into locker room censorship, fender bender etiquette, and a new freeway sign idea. Next, Anthony Scaramucci joins Adam to talk about his experience on the new show, ‘Special Forces: The World’s Toughest Test’ where he and Dr. Drew had to endure grueling challenges from the Special Forces selection process. Anthony gets into his journey from finance to the White House and his brief experience as Donald Trump's Communications Director. He recounts the media roasting him by portraying him as a cartoon and explains how politics is a blood sport. PLUGS: Watch Anthony Scaramucci’s show ‘Special Forces: The World’s Toughest Test’ premiering tonight on Fox And follow Anthony on Twitter, @Scaramucci See Cousin Sal live at ‘Extra Points Live Propapalooza’ at the Jimmy Kimmel Comedy Club in Las Vegas on Sunday & Monday Listen to ‘Extra Points’ available on Apple Podcasts and Spotify Check out Cousin Sal’s book, ‘You Can't Lose Them All: Tales of a Degenerate Gambler and His Ridiculous Friends’ available wherever you find books And follow Sal on Twitter and Instagram, @TheCousinSal THANKS FOR SUPPORTING TODAY’S SPONSORS: NextEvo.com, enter ADAM

Adam is back in the studio following the holiday break and delivers his annual State of the Union where he announces some big changes for the new year, namely the departure of Gina and Bryan from the show. Next, Adam is joined by comedian Jay Mohr who talks to Adam about his recent hair transplant procedure, his recovery from drugs following a difficult intervention, and his engagement to Los Angeles Lakers owner, Jeanie Buss. Jay revives his 1920’s porn reporter impression before getting into the greatest basslines of all time. PLUGS: Find Jay Mohr’s live dates on JayMohr.com Watch ‘Jay Mohr: Altamont’ streaming on Amazon, Youtube, Apple TV, & Google Play To donate to Dustin Portmann’s funeral and family expenses, go to gofund.me/f5ab1a27

1. Seth MacFarlane 9/11 story (2009) 2. Elliott Gould live (2013) 3. 2021 ACE Awards Hosted by Chris Laxamana and Giovanni Giorgio Support the show: Visit SimpliSafe.com/Adam Visit GoodRanchers.com and use code ADAM Visit Keeps.com/Adam Visit Stamps.com, click the microphone and enter ADAM Visit TommyJohn.com/Adam Visit Leafwell.com and use code ADAM Visit Geico.com Request clips: Classics@adamcarolla.com TWITTER: https://twitter.com/chrislaxamana INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/chris_laxamana https://instagram.com/giovannigiorgio Website: https://www.podcastone.com/carolla-classics