Comedians Lisa Curry and Orny Adams join Adam as they discuss impossible to open packaging, airlines prioritizing peanut over dog allergies, and public shaving. They brainstorm a way to rank all the penises in the US and the effect that would have on the country before hearing from a caller who wants to share an Urban Dictionary entry he thinks they will enjoy. Finally, with Chris out on paternity leave, Lisa Curry fills in to report the news. They hear about Robert De Niro becoming a father again at age 79, the reveal of Ray Liotta’s cause of death, a woman getting reunited with her parents after being kidnapped 51 years ago, a proposal going viral for the wrong reasons, and the US proposing new rules for airline cancellations. PLUGS: See Orny Adams live: Bellflower, CA - The Stand Up Comedy Club - Saturday Hermosa Beach, CA - The Comedy and Magic Club - May 18th And for more live dates, visit OrnyAdams.com See Orny in ‘Teen Wolf: The Movie’ streaming now on Paramount + Listen to ‘What's Wrong With Orny Adams’ wherever you find podcasts Watch Orny’s special ‘More Than Loud’ for free on YouTube And follow Orny on Twitter, @OrnyAdams See Lisa Curry Live: Austin, TX - The Velveeta Room - Friday and Saturday, August 4th and 5th Listen to Lisa Curry’s podcast ‘Long Story Long with Lisa Curry’ Thursdays on Sirius XM or wherever you find podcasts Visit Lisa’s website: Lisa-Curry.SquareSpace.com Follow Lisa on Twitter, @Lisa_Curry And on Instagram, @olympianlisacurry THANKS FOR SUPPORTING TODAY’S SPONSORS: OReillyAuto.com Angi.com FastGrowingTrees.com/ADAM SimpliSafe.com/ADAM

Comedian’s Kyle Dunnigan and Kimbles Hume join Adam as they get into Trump’s deposition and debate sharing drinks with people. Adam gets to the bottom of a busboy starting a hotel fire in the ‘80s and takes a call from someone who wants to know Adam’s opinions on sampling music. Next, they learn about an email showing a former CIA director asking to help him make a talking point for Biden’s debate against Trump. Finally, with Chris out on paternity leave, Kimbles Hume fills in to report the news. She gets into some highlights from King Charles III's coronation ceremony including a penis shape mowed into a nearby lawn, Katy Perry struggling to find her seat, and Lionel Richie’s performance. They hear about a town in Washington outlawing drugs, Chris Pratt getting more outspoken about his faith, a hotel manager sucking on his guest’s toes, and Mark Zuckerberg winning a jiu-jitsu tournament. PLUGS: See Kimbles Hume live: La Jolla, CA - The Comedy Store - May 16th Phoenix, AZ - House of Comedy - May 18th Solana Beach, CA - Belly Up Tavern - June 4th And find out more at KimblesHume.com And follow Kimbles on Twitter and Instagram, @KimblesHume Check out Kyle Dunnigan at YouTube.com/KyleDunnigan See Kyle Dunnigan live: Austin, TX - Big Laugh Comedy - May 12th & 13th And for more dates visit: KyleDunniganComedy.com And follow Kyle on Instagram @KyleDunnigan1 THANKS FOR SUPPORTING TODAY’S SPONSORS: Visit ProtectWithAdam.com or call 844-213-ADAM LectricEBikes.com TommyJohn.com/ADAM OReillyAuto.com Angi.com

Comedian Kimbles Hume joins Adam as they discuss cancel culture and why some people or companies are too big to take down. Mark Geragos calls in after getting inspired from Adam’s rant to take on the Menendez Brothers case and gives some insight into a new piece of evidence which could be a potential game changer. Next, Chris reports the news. San Francisco Pride distancing themselves from Dee Snider, Randi Weingarten testifying before congress about school closures, the surgeon general saying loneliness poses risks as deadly as smoking, and Jay Leno handing out donuts during the Writer’s strike. Finally, Adam talks to actor and writer Andrew McCarthy about his new book, ‘Walking with Sam: A Father, a Son, and Five Hundred Miles Across Spain’. Andrew tells Adam about getting kicked out of NYU, working with John Hughes, and how he and the other actors used to hate being referred to as the ‘Brat Pack’. PLUGS: Check out Andrew McCarthy’s new book ‘Walking with Sam: A Father, a Son, and Five Hundred Miles Across Spain’ available tomorrow wherever you find books Learn more about Andrew at AndrewMcCarthy.com And follow Andrew on Twitter, @AndrewTMcCarthy Listen to Mark Geragos’ podcasts, ‘Reasonable Doubt’ and ‘Beyond Reasonable Doubt’ wherever you find podcasts And follow Mark on Twitter, @MarkGeragos See Kimbles Hume live: La Jolla, CA - The Comedy Store - Tomorrow, Thursday, and May 16th Phoenix, AZ - House of Comedy - May 18th Solana Beach, CA - Belly Up Tavern - June 4th And find out more at KimblesHume.com And follow Kimbles on Twitter and Instagram, @KimblesHume THANKS FOR SUPPORTING TODAY’S SPONSORS: OReillyAuto.com The Jordan Harbinger Show Angi.com 4Patriots.com enter ADAM

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Comedian Michael Yo joins Adam and the two get into the hypocrisy of grotesque commercials, Michael’s teenage obsession with Michael Jackson, the problem with GI Joes, and crows picking up landmines in Ukraine. They debate how much height they would give up for more inches downstairs and Adam teaches Michael about the Black Information Network. Next, Chris reports the news. He gives some updates on Jamie Foxx’s health and the Bob Lee murder case before getting into Nordstrom closing in San Francisco and the 2023 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductees. Finally comedian Joe Matarese who talks about how, as an Italian American, he has a real hatred of “guidos”. Joe talk gets into his new special where he built recreations of both his childhood and his son’s bedrooms on the stage before they discuss Michael Jackson’s ‘MJ: The Musical’. PLUGS: See Michael Yo live: Salt Lake City - Wiseguys - May 12th and 13th Las Vegas, NV - Jimmy Kimmel’s Comedy Club - May 25th to 28th Seattle, WA - The Triple Door - June 3rd And see more dates at MichaelYo.com Watch Michael Yo’s new special, ‘Michael Yo: I Never Thought’ available for free on Youtube Listen to ‘Yo Show with Michael Yo’ wherever you find podcasts And follow Michael on Twitter and Instagram, @MichaelYo See Joe Matarese live: Hartford, CT - River: A Waterfront Restaurant - May 12th & 13th Fairfield, CT - Fairfield Theatre Co. - July 13th Atlantic City, NJ - Atlantic City Comedy Club - July 28th & 29th And for more dates visit: JoeMatarese.com Look out for Joe’s special ‘Mullets & Mixtapes’ coming later this year And follow Joe on Twitter, @TheJoeMatarese THANKS FOR SUPPORTING TODAY’S SPONSORS: JustThriveHealth.com, enter ADAM FastGrowingTrees.com/ADAM OReillyAuto.com The Jordan Harbinger Show Angi.com

Comedian Maz Jobrani joins Adam as they get into some panda bear hypotheticals, peanut butter, the Chiquita Banana song, and ABBA. They take a call from someone with thoughts on getting rid of backup beepers before Maz shows an example of how his voice was ‘sampled’ in a rap song. Next, Chris reports the news including celebrities wearing pink and cat outfits at the Met Gala to protest the theme and the beginning of the first writer’s strike in 15 years. Finally, Adam talks to the founder and CEO of ONE Championship, Chatri Sityodtong, to talk about the upcoming MMA fight between Demetrious Johnson and Adriano Moraes. They get into Muay Thai, Mir vs. Lesnar, shadow boxing, and the importance of showing respect for your opponent. PLUGS: Watch Maz Jobrani’s new special, ‘The Birds & The Bees’ on Youtube See Maz Jobrani live: Raleigh, NC - Raleigh Improv - May 18th to 20th Denver, CO - Comedy Works Downtown - June 1st to 3rd Honolulu, HI - Blue Note Hawaii - July 28th & 29th And for more dates visit: MazJobrani.com Follow Maz on Twitter and Instagram, @MazJobrani Check out ‘ONE Fight Night 10: Johnson vs. Moraes III’ this Friday on Prime Video THANKS FOR SUPPORTING TODAY’S SPONSORS: SimpliSafe.com/ADAM OReillyAuto.com Angi.com GetKion.com/ADAM

Adam recaps his experience at Stagecoach including seeing Elle King perform, hanging with ZZ Top’s Billy Gibbons, and seeing people abandoning Bryan Adams’ set which reminds him of how he was snubbed by an Uber driver. Adam then talks about the world premiere of ‘Meme Gods’ before getting into the mass exodus of people leaving California. Next, Chris reports the news. Hearing about plans for a bullet train from Las Vegas to Los Angeles leads Adam to note how everything is racist to Pete Buttigieg. They break down some clips from The White House Correspondents' Dinner and look into Ed Sheeran singing and playing guitar in court to prove he didn’t commit plagiarism. Finally actor Jon Heder and writer Dominic Russo join to talk about their new animated series ‘Space Junk’ about garbage men in space. They get into how ‘Napoleon Dynamite’ ended up being so successful, pollution in space, Skylab, and Jon’s LDS mission in Japan. PLUGS: Watch Jon Heder and Dominic Russo’s new series ‘Space Junk’ premiering May 19 on SpaceJunkies.XYZ THANKS FOR SUPPORTING TODAY’S SPONSORS: SimpliSafe.com/ADAM ProtectWithAdam.com or call 844-213-ADAM 4Patriots.com, enter ADAM OReillyAuto.com Angi.com

Comedian Adam Ray returns to the show as they discuss bird strikes, China’s panda policy, and a school banning music classes for being white supremacist. Chris reports the news including the death of Jerry Springer and Giannis Antetokounmpo going viral after a speech on failure. Finally, Reporter and comedian Kat Timpf joins Adam to discuss her new book ‘You Can't Joke About That: Why Everything Is Funny, Nothing Is Sacred, and We're All in This Together’ where she reveals some of her most embarrassing secrets. She gets into doing stand up while working at The Washington Post, insulting and idiotic world views, and steak tacos. PLUGS: Check out Kat Timpf’s new book ‘You Can't Joke About That: Why Everything Is Funny, Nothing Is Sacred, and We're All in This Together’ wherever you find books See Kat Timpf live: Chicago, IL - Park West - April 30th Washington, DC - Miracle Theatre - May 6th For more more dates, visit TheRealKatTimpf.com And follow her on Twitter, @KatTimpf Check out Adam Ray’s new special, ‘Read the Room’ on YouTube See Adam Ray Live: LOS ANGELES, CA - HOLLYWOOD IMPROV - May 12th ATLANTA, GA - THE PUNCHLINE - May 18th to 20th WEST PALM BEACH, FL - WEST PALM BEACH IMPROV - May 26th to 28th Find more dates at AdamRayComedy.com Listen to ‘About Last Night’ wherever you listen to podcasts And follow him on Twitter and Instagram, @AdamRayComedy THANKS FOR SUPPORTING TODAY’S SPONSORS: The Jordan Harbinger Show OReillyAuto.com Angi.com AthleticGreens.com/ACS