At the top of the show, Adam gives everyone an update on the Guinness situation, then has Alison go straight into the news. She talks about Kirstie Allie’s elimination from Dancing with the Stars, and how her dance partner tried to overcompensate. Adam also talks about wrestling with his kids and their friends, even though his knee is still messed up.
Also in the news is the Motley Crue frontman charged with ‘poking,’ and the CEO of Go Daddy in trouble for going elephant hunting. They also discuss Charlie Sheen’s attempts to trademark his catchphrases, and the audience responses to his live performances. Alison then mentions the Miley Cyrus sex doll, and the guys dissect the details of the item’s Amazon page.
After Alison reads another segment of her addiction memoir, Adam calls in Adam DeVine and Blake Anderson of the new Comedy Central series, ‘Workaholics.’ The guys talk about how they went from being an unknown internet sketch group to getting their own TV series, and Adam talks to them about the ridiculous conversations had about what can and can’t be said on the air. Adam also complains about Mike August’s cell phone.
In the last segment of the show, Alison returns to the news. The group discusses Flava Flav’s chicken restaurant bouncing employee checks, and also the sale of the Kate Winslet sketch from the film ‘Titanic’. In other film news, a new Bill & Ted movie is on the horizon, and it reminds Adam of his new lifetime pass at Arclight theaters. Wrapping things up, Adam complains about hot chicks who screw up their hairdos, and the guys watch a disgusting clip from Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo.
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Audio/Voice Over: Mike Dawson
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Technical Director: Logan Moy
Show Summary: Matt Fondiler
Adam opens the show with a long rant about airport bars not opening up early enough for him to grab a drink before his flight. Larry Miller is also in studio and talks with Adam about the types of people who are lenient with the rules, and the people who give you a hard time for no discernable reason. Adam also talks about driving his son around without a car seat, and getting caught in the parking lot by an overly curious little girl.
Before jumping into the Tournament of Rosen, Alison discusses the controversy that surrounded her announcement that she ‘dated off bracket’ over the weekend. Adam then pulls up each of the Final Four contestants on the line, and gets to know them by their favorite foods and jokes. Alison makes her choices, and Adam listens to a Dick Banks parody song.
Today’s guest is author Rosa Blasi, who wrote a memoir about dating a string of professional athletes. She talks about her early days in high school and when she got her first athlete crush, and the group quickly discusses how difficult it is to cheat in this era of twitter and text messages. Rosa also tells some personal stories from her dating life, and the group debates why guys cheat in the first place.
Alison then reads the news for the first time in a while. The guys talk about a plane that had to descend after a hole was torn into the top, and they also discuss the congressman who received a bloody pig’s foot in response to his investigation of Muslim radicals. The show wraps with a viewing of a Jeopardy clip where Adam was part of the answer, and Adam rants about iPhone face time and getting his kids gifts on the road.
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Adam and Dana open the show discussing late night TV ads that are geared to people who clearly don’t have jobs. Adam recalls watching these sorts of commercials back when he was bored at home with nothing to do during school hours. The guys also discuss why anyone would want to participate in a $1.89 shrimp buffet, and why comedians shouldn’t sell their CDs at the door.
Dana talks about the experience of watching George Carlin on stage, and the guys talk about sticking around after live shows and not having enough time to take all the pictures that people want. There’s also a long discussion about the newest breed of empowered pain in the asses: shitfaced 40-year-old women.
After Dana talks about seeing a Tom Waits show, it reminds Adam of an experience he had with John Waite, an English rocker who got drunk and seriously started to get on Adam’s nerves. The guys then discuss stupid arguments they have with their wives, and question whether or not people can be moral simply for their own rewards.
The show wraps with Adam and Dana talking about offending audience members when performing raunchy material, and the guys mix things up and play out an imagined conversation between Huell Howser and Clint Eastwood.
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Adam welcomes rock legend Sammy Hagar to the show, and talks with him about his new book, ‘Red: My Uncensored Life in Rock.’ Sammy says he has trouble reading the book because of some of the dirt that gets revealed. Adam talks to him about Eddie Van Halen, and how their relationship changed over time. Sammy also talks about the experience of the band’s 2004 Reunion Tour, and discusses the impact of alcohol on performing.
Adam and Sammy speak a bit more about live performances, and Adam complains about having to perform three times in one night but still having to make each show seem as good as the first. They also talk about Cabo Wabo tequila, and how the sale of the company has led to Sammy being able to make music his hobby instead of trying to make a living off it.
Adam asks Sammy to discuss the origins of his nickname, ‘The Red Rocker,’ and talks to him about his early days growing up in Fontana with a boxer for a father. They then talk about what inspired him to play music, and take us through how he made it to Van Halen, and how he still continues to work on exciting music projects like Chickenfoot. Wrapping things up, Sammy says that under the right circumstances he’d gladly be with Van Halen again, if only they could get along better.
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Executive Producer: Donny Misraje
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Voice Over: Mike Dawson
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Technical Director: Logan Moy
Show Summary: Matt Fondiler
Adam and Greg Fitzsimmons both complain right from the top about how difficult it is to sell show tickets in LA. Adam compliments Greg on his confidence, and the guys talk about people who refuse to listen to other people’s suggestions. They also discuss back-up dancers and boob glitter, and Adam describes people who act like they don’t want to be noticed, even though they secretly do.
Greg begins to tell a story about flirting on an airplane and then having to use the bathroom just before she does. He and Adam give advice on setting up the proper decoys, and Greg talks about the taboo way he likes to relax on the flight. Later, the guys talk about the importance of switching things up in the bedroom and ‘amusing yourself sexually.’
In the last part of the show, Adam talks to Greg about his book, ‘Dear Mrs. Fitzsimmons,’ which contains a collection of all the letters Greg’s mom would receive from when Greg would get in trouble. Adam also discusses the problems with wine snobs, and talks about his trip to Napa wine country. As the show comes to a close, the guys take a couple listener calls, and Adam talks a little about what his next book will be about.
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Executive Producer: Donny Misraje
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Audio/Voice Over: Mike Dawson
Associate Producer: Katie Levine
Technical Director: Logan Moy
Show Summary: Matt Fondiler
Adam teases Bald Bryan for his man-crush on tonight’s guest: Michael Biehn. Adam also talks about his own idols as a kid, but says most of time you grow out of it. Going right into the news, Alison talks about the outcome of Willie Nelson’s pot-related arrest, and Adam rants about why society even cares what he does.
Also in the news, a woman was caught with over 50 bags of heroin stashed in a very private place. Adam also finds time to complain about sweatpants without pockets, and guys who wear tear-away pants. Wrapping up the news, the guys talk about some of the sexual tension on Dancing with the Stars, and Alison reads the next chapter of her pregnancy memoir.
Michael Biehn comes in studio next, and talks about ‘The Divide’, a film he acts in that just set the record for biggest sale at South by Southwest. He talks about the great ensemble cast, and how great it was to have a director trust the cast to improvise their roles. Adam compliments Biehn on his passionate energy and Biehn talks about his experiences working with an equally passionate director: James Cameron.
Adam wants to hear more about the film that Biehn recently wrote, produced, and directed, ‘The Victim.’ The film was made at a blistering pace, and Biehn is incredibly happy with the final product. Adam also pitches a Biehn-inspired workout video, and the show wraps with the guys riffing back and forth with some Hypothetical Questions.
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Executive Producer: Donny Misraje
Producer: Mike Lynch
Producer: Mike Dawson
Audio/Voice Over: Mike Dawson
Associate Producer: Katie Levine
Technical Director: Logan Moy
Show Summary: Matt Fondiler
Adam and Illeana Douglas talk about things you never want to hear at an audition, and Illeana helps Alison find her true love. Adam talks about an experience he had earlier today interviewing a rodeo clown, aka American Bullfighter. Adam jokes about the guy’s very dangerous job, and yet he is too afraid to travel to Mexico. Adam also rants about comic books and the old guys who still focus on them.
Moving into the news, Alison opens with the staggering amount of money that Elizabeth Taylor’s perfume line and estate are worth. Adam complains about how awful it smells, and how his nanny Olga wears it even though he asked her not to. There’s also a news story about the open audition for the new AFLAC duck, and also in animal news, an extremely venomous snake has gone missing.
After listening to a segment of Adam’s audiobook, Adam talks about an old assistant who wouldn’t help him with manual labor. He also talks about the time he took the same assistant to a Tori Amos concert, and how the guy freaked out when he finally got to meet her backstage.
Illeana Douglas comes onto the show next, and Adam talks to her about the exciting cast in her webseries, ‘Easy to Assemble.’ Adam then discusses the wife-casting process when he was working on his sitcom, and Illeana relates with her own awkward audition story. Alison also talks about her experiences, and Adam talks about auditioning for the Love Line TV show.
Next up is the Tournament of Rosen. Alison admits to having regrets about last night’s decisions, but after today’s show, the Final Four will be determined. Afterward, Adam talks to Ileana about her own love life, and offers to create a bracket for her as well. The show wraps with Adam talking about why he has to be the dick in the relationship and how the girls can find their better halves.
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Adam talks about an emotional day he had at the hardware store with his son, Sonny. He also thanks everyone for spreading the word as we try to claim the title in the Guinness Book of World Records. Alison then jumps into the news with a wedding-themed edition; discussing several odd wedding cakes, and an argument she got into with her own soon-to-be-married sister.
The guys then move into today’s boyfriend bracket in the Tournament of Rosen. Dawson reads some poetry from the surviving contenders, and Alison is forced to make some tough decisions.
Dr. Bruce returns for this week’s Health Watch, but before he jumps into the news, Adam has him take a look at his knee that’s recently been bothering him. Dr. Bruce then reads a story about how delaying sex affects your relationship. They also discuss blood clots in the leg, and the health benefits of movie theater popcorn. Adam wraps the segment talking about the food he gives to his dog Molly, and the time she was bitten by a rattlesnake.
Author of the only book that Adam has read this year, Dan Dunn, joins the studio next. Adam compliments him on all the delicious drink recipes in the book, and talks about reading it while getting drunk on an airplane. The guys continue to discuss drinking on the plane, and Dan talks about the time he was cut off mid-flight. After some discussion of their books, Dan busts out the beer and moonshine, and the guys reminisce about their mutual friend, Ralph Garman.
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Executive Producer: Donny Misraje
Producer: Mike Lynch
Producer: Mike Dawson
Audio/Voice Over: Mike Dawson
Newsgirl: Alison Rosen
Sound Effects: Bryan Bishop
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Technical Director: Logan Moy
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Adam opens the show complaining about his knee cause he’s getting old. Gilbert Gottfried is also onstage alongside Alison and Bryan, and Adam talks to him about the recent Twitter controversy that’s circling the internet.
Adam wants to hear more about how Gilbert feels when he performs, and the guys also commiserate over recording audiobooks, since Gilbert has a new book coming out: ‘Rubber Balls & Liquor’. The guys also start talking about auto-flush toilets, and exchange a couple hilarious shitting stories. Adam rounds out the convo talking to Gilbert about where he’s at in his career.
The second guest for the night is Pam Adlon, who co-stars in the series Californication, and also acted as Adam’s wife in the unaired CBS pilot he and Kevin Hench created. The guys talk about the how the network dictated the cast and rewrites, and various other problems that came up during the creation and filming of the show. They then watch the first half of the pilot, and offer commentary throughout.
Afterward, Adam talks to Pam about ‘boob attitude,’ and her work on the series Californication. Adam also talks about being forced into watching viral videos, and discusses drunkenly trying to find a Tijuana Donkey Show. Alison won’t let the show end before talking about Pam’s experience on Facts of Life, and the show wraps with next two conferences in the Tournament of Rosen.
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Adam is looking forward to this week’s live show with Pam Adlon—the actress who played his wife in his unaired sitcom. Adam then tells a story from his morning and goes on a rant about alarm clocks. He also begins talking about girls who get pissed when you wake up earlier than them, and tells a story about his old stripper girlfriend.
The founder of Cheezburger Network, Ben Huh, then comes on the line. He talks about his growing network of websites, including LOLCats and Fail Blog. He’s also got a new book coming out called ‘There I Fixed It (No You Didn’t),’ which features hilarious pictures of do it yourself disasters. Adam talks to him about making a living in America, and looking closely at photos of people getting kicked in the nuts.
Adam goes on a tangent about a wild Halloween night with Donny way back in the day, and then completes his story from the morning about waking up early even though his alarm clock failed on him. The guys then jump into the Orange County Conference of the Tournament of Rosen, and a bit of controversy is brought to light.
Today’s in-studio guest is Andy Dick. Adam talks with him about Charlie Sheen, and Andy explains that they used to run in the same circles, and he even helped Andy get sober at one point. The guys also talk about celebrity books, and Andy reads a segment from Adam’s. Afterward, Andy tells a couple disgusting stories about tampons, and sings a song about a girl that broke his heart.
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Executive Producer: Donny Misraje
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Technical Director: Logan Moy
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Adam opens the show with an experience he had at the local Pep Boys. Larry Miller is also in studio, and agrees with Adam that you should use gas stations to determine how good the area you’re in is. Jumping into the news, Alison talks about her car getting broken into last night, and Adam offers to cover for the damages.
Also in the news is Chris Brown’s violent outburst after an appearance on Good Morning America. The guys watch the clip, and revel at yet another smashed window story. The next couple rounds of the Tournament of Rosen then kick off, and the guys go on a side jag about an epic Moody Blues song.
Director James Gunn is back on the show again—his fourth appearance with Carolla. James talks about his latest project, Super, which opens April 1st. He talks about how the script finally made it to the screen, and how he was able to snag such a great cast. He also offers his concerns to Alison about the Tournament of Rosen, and talks about the time he was ‘raped’ by a stripper.
Adam then talks to James a bit more about working with Kevin Bacon, and the final stages of finishing the movie and spreading the word. James talks about his relationship with his ex-wife Jenna Fisher (of The Office fame), and his OCD involving numbers. Alison wraps the show with one last news story about peanut-sniffing dogs.
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Audio/Voice Over: Mike Dawson
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Since there wasn’t time for news in yesterday’s show, today Adam has Alison get right to it. Adam comments on the third day of airstrikes on Libya, and offers his thoughts on our involvement in the Middle East. He also explains how the internet is a double edged sword that forces us to get involved, but will ultimately help spread the truth to the oppressed. Also in the news is the sad death of Knut the Polar Bear, and a UFC fighter who caught a burglar just before his fight.
Today’s guest is Lisa Lampanelli, and the guys have an in-depth conversation about the past few Comedy Central Roasts. Adam talks to her about the new dress rehearsals they do to keep people from repeating jokes, and The Situation’s on-stage debacle. She and Adam also relate to having to perform multiple stand-up shows in a single night, and the fear of accidentally telling the same joke twice.
Lisa then talks about her interest in the comedians who make money telling ‘clean’ jokes, while still not being religious. The group also discusses whether or not people actually get offended at the roasts, and Lisa explains how she keeps from getting her feelings hurt. The show then wraps up with the next two brackets in the Tournament of Rosen.
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Adam thanks the Cleveland and Chicago fans for coming out and sticking around after his shows this weekend. He also rants about deep-dish pizzas and slow cab drivers. Alison then tells a story from her housesitting weekend, and the guys try to establish rules for tardiness and arriving early.
Adam talks about an email he received from an old show runner who bumped into Marty Kroft recently. Adam then rants about all the old crappy TV shows he was forced to watch, and the brain-dead execs who keep adapting the projects into films. The guys also begin Boyfriend Bracket Madness with the Tournament of Rosen.
Tonight’s first guest is Nerdist podcast host Chris Hardwick. Like Adam, Chris is just returning from Chicago, only his flights were delayed. Adam talks to him about the beauty of podcasting, and how it’s a matching of old and new technology. The guys also talk about the problems with empowering cougars and MILFs, and discuss how MTV entertainment has gotten much racier these days.
As Chris heads out, Dr. Bruce reappears for this week’s Healthwatch. Adam complains to Dr. Bruce about the 50 grand he owes him for a laser, and rants about some of the bad financial investments he’s made in the past. Dr. Bruce then discusses the realities of radiation poison from Japan. Later, Alison reads a chapter from her pre-pregnancy memoir, and the show wraps with a second bracket from the Tournament of Rosen.
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Executive Producer: Donny Misraje
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Audio/Voice Over: Mike Dawson
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Technical Director: Logan Moy
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Live from the Jon Lovitz Comedy Club, Adam opens the show discussing how LA seems like a great city until you visit other towns. He takes suggestions from the crowd for a round of What Can’t Adam Complain About, and breaks down what it means to say ‘Hip Hip Hooray’.
Alison then starts up the St. Patty’s Day news with a report from an Irish American astronaut. She also lists off facts about clovers, and shows the image of Jesus and Mary supposedly found on a pizza oven. Alison also talks to Adam and Mike August about a devastating pizza experience, and mentions a story about Virginia students being punished for bringing imitation drugs to school.
Tonight’s guests are Petros Papadakis and Matt ‘Money’ Smith, and Adam has known Money since the mid 90s in the early days at KROQ. Adam goes in depth about how he met Jimmy Kimmel, and the result of the fight he trained him for. They also talk about more of the alumni from the KROQ crew, and recall stories from the ‘lunch wheel’ in the office.
Alison then jumps back into the news with the story of a Reality TV related question on the SAT that upset some students. Adam also plays a couple tracks from the upcoming Josh Gardner album, and the guys read through some ridiculous celebrity salaries. Adam wraps the shows up by playing the trailer for the Deaf Frat Guy movie.
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Adam opens with more thoughts on his attempts to claim the Guinness Podcast record, and also talks about the latest Basic Cable Commentary now available at AdamCarolla.com. Alison then jumps right into the news with a story about Rush Limbaugh’s rant against environmentalists. The guys also talk about the sale of the world’s most expensive dog, and Adam talks about labeling and confusing his old VHS porno tapes.
In studio today is IndyCar racing champion Dario Franchitti. Adam talks to him about his Scottish heritage and his early days of racing. Adam also takes a look at one of the cars Dario owns, and tries to predict what’s inside. Dario also talks about his marriage to Ashley Judd, and how supportive she is during his races.
The guys talk a bit more about the old days of racing when they wore leather helmets and had no sense of history. They also discuss selling cars that were once considered not competitive, and talk about how cars need to be up to code so people don’t cheat.
Dario has to head out, but in the last segment of the show, the guys return with a round of Know Your SH. Alison then jumps back into the news with a clip from The Situation’s recent bomb during the Donald Trump roast. Adam analyzes the footage and tries to figure out if they’re bad jokes or just bad delivery. Wrapping up the show, Alison reads an excerpt from her upcoming addiction recovery memoir and discusses the upcoming competition to go on a date with her.
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Executive Producer: Donny Misraje
Producer: Mike Lynch
Producer: Mike Dawson
Audio/Voice Over: Mike Dawson
Newsgirl: Alison Rosen
Sound Effects: Bryan Bishop
Associate Producer: Katie Levine
Technical Director: Logan Moy
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Show Summary: Matt Fondiler