Jon Lovitz introduces the Ace Man himself, for his premiere show at The Jon Lovitz Comedy Club at Universal Citywalk. Mike Lynch is filling in for Bald Bryan, and Adam welcomes Alison Rosen and Dr. Drew to the stage. Dr. Drew talks about his recent recovery from illness after his second honeymoon, and the guys compare their experiences on the show ‘Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader’.
Adam talks about his own honeymoon with Lynette, and tells a classic Ray story. Dr. Drew also asks Adam about the experience of interviewing Fred Dryer, which Adam did earlier today. Alison then jumps into the news with a story about a guy sent to jail with 30 items shoved up his ass. She also talks about a literal cat burglar, and Adam retells his rant about his wife leaving the space heater on—only to leave the space heater on himself before leaving for tonight’s show.
Jeff Ross joins the stage next, and talks with Adam about his latest idea: Roast in Peace. The plan is to roast dead people, based on suggestions from his Twitter followers. Adam also talks about meeting Seth MacFarlane for lunch, only to see Frank Stallone there, eating his food at the same place. Adam and Jeff also discuss life on the road during the Man Show days, and share a story from the Writer’s Retreat.
Jeff then talks about the upcoming roast of Donald Trump for Comedy Central. He’s going on last, but explains his process of being fully prepared with jokes that come from unusual angles. Adam then wraps up the show with This Week In Rage—or, the Top 5 things that pissed Adam off most this week.
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Executive Producer: Donny Misraje
Producer: Mike Lynch
Producer: Mike Dawson
Voice Over: Mike Dawson
Associate Producer: Katie Levine
Show Summary: Matt Fondiler
Adam, Alison and Bryan talk about growing up watching Saturday Night Live. Adam also talks about life back in the day while on tour with Dr. Drew, and the connection he feels they share. He and Alison also plan an elaborate asparagus pee test.
The top news story is that reporter Lara Logan is out of the hospital and recovering in her DC Home. The guys talk about the mental scars the experience will leave, and transition into a story about a Senator with emotional scars of his own. The guys also discuss a couple hair-related stories: one from Pantene, and one from UCLA.
Fred Armisen joins the show, and tells Adam he used to listen to him and Dr. Drew on Loveline back before he even knew what they looked like. Adam asks him about his earlier days in comedy, and the experience of auditioning for Saturday Night Live. Adam also tells the story of his hernia, and how Dr. Drew freaked him out about the recovery time.
The guys chat a bit more about Fred’s ability to mimic voices and do impersonations. They also go on a side jag about sympathizing with dictators, and play a quick round of Know Your SH. Adam and Fred also discuss the ‘half-homeless’ people in Portland, and comment on a news story about Coke’s Secret Formula. The show wraps with insane clips from Jersey Shore, and footage from the Best Bagger Championship.
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Executive Producer: Donny Misraje
Producer: Mike Lynch
Producer: Mike Dawson
Voice Over: Mike Dawson
Audio: Chris Laxamana
Associate Producer: Katie Levine
Technical Director: Logan Moy
Show Summary: Matt Fondiler
Adam begins his 500th Episode complaining about the education system and having to spend too much money even before his kids hit first grade. Adam also talks about being late to his pitch meeting this morning, and the diaper emergency in the Carolla house.
Into the news with Alison, she discusses the amount of correspondents that have been killed or harmed since protests began in Egypt. Adam asks if we can now openly judge the Middle East, and puts a call to action to the sane countries to ‘put an end to this bullshit.’ They also talk about OJ Simpson, Canadians, and the latest panda bear naming.
Adam then chats with Scott Thompson about the Kids in the Hall theme song. Scott reminds Adam of his involvement with Crank Yankers, and how he was too nice to mess with people on the other line. They also talk about Scott’s early days in comedy, and discuss doing sketch comedy in Canada vs. North Hollywood.
Adam tries to convince Scott to rename ‘top and bottom’ to ‘tumbler and coaster.’ Scott also goes in depth about the time he had a threesome, and Adam tries to figure out how it all went down. Wrapping the show up, the guys talk about the difficulties of coming out of the closet, and the truth about people who gay bash.
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Executive Producer: Donny Misraje
Producer: Mike Lynch
Producer: Mike Dawson
Audio/Voice Over: Mike Dawson
Associate Producer: Katie Levine
Technical Director: Logan Moy
Show Summary: Matt Fondiler
Alison talks to Adam about not getting the ‘first day speech,’ and raises her concerns about leaving lipstick on the coffee mug last night in the studio. Before bringing in the guest, Alison then jumps into the news. The guys discuss the Grammy reporter who flubbed on the air, the Tiger Woods spitting scandal, and Esperanza Spalding’s win over Justin Bieber.
Next up, Adam welcomes Hollywood legend Hal Needham to the show. Adam talks to him about his work directing the film ‘Smokey and the Bandit,’ especially working with actors like Jackie Gleason and Burt Reynolds. They also talk about his days as the highest paid stuntman in the world, discussing his journey from Arkansas, to being a paratrooper, to blowing up cars trying to roll them.
Adam also asks Hal about his favorite ‘gags’ and the actors’ involvement in each stunt. Hal discusses his days living in Burt Reynolds’ guesthouse, and shares his thoughts on contemporary filmmaking packed with computer graphics and crappy remakes.
Adam jumps on the lines to hear your Valentine’s Day Nightmare stories. One caller phones in from a restaurant after being stood up, and another caller suggests relationships would be better if people agreed to not recognize Valentine’s Day from the get go.
Adam weaves in more questions about Hal’s stunt days, from rolling horses to racing the real Cannonball Run, to breaking the sound barrier. Adam also asks him about modifying cars for stunts, and discusses the classic film moment where the car jumps over the blown out bridge.
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Executive Producer: Donny Misraje
Producer: Mike Lynch
Producer: Mike Dawson
Audio/Voice Over: Mike Dawson
Associate Producer: Katie Levine
Technical Director: Logan Moy
Phones: Chris Laxamana
Show Summary: Matt Fondiler
Adam welcomes author Donna Antebi to the show for a Valentine’s Day treat, and also hears a Healthwatch Update from Dr. Bruce.
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Adam welcomes Alan Parsons to the show, and immediately discusses his very early days getting a gig at Abby Road at the age of 19. They share their love for The Hollies, and Adam hears what it was like to listen to Sgt. Pepper before it was released. They also talk about the famous Beatles Rooftop concert, and the guys discuss the history of Let It Be.
Alan then talks about his latest project, a 3-DVD set that tells you step by step how to record an album. Alan explains that he wanted to give back to the industry, and talks with Adam about some of the ways editing is different now than it was then. They also discuss some of the contemporary artists that Alan listens to, and the people he would like to work with.
The guys also take some calls, discussing the history of Dark Side of the Moon, and some of the covers that have been released since then. They also talk about life in Santa Barbara compared to life in London, and Alan talks about growing up and listening to music with his dad.
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Executive Producer: Donny Misraje
Producer: Mike Lynch
Producer: Mike Dawson
Audio/Voice Over: Mike Dawson
Associate Producer: Katie Levine
Technical Director: Logan Moy
Phones: Brian Meyer
Show Summary: Matt Fondiler
Adam jumps right into the news with Alison. She talks about the married congressman in trouble for posting a shirtless pic of himself online, and Adam explains why he never trusts these types of guys. They also talk about the latest development in the Lindsay Lohan case, and Dawson chimes in about his own prison story.
One lucky fan is on the line for a new segment: Know Your SH. Adam asks him 5 questions revolving around random knowledge that Adam is aware of, and the caller tries to get 3 out of 5 to win a prize.
Today’s guest is best selling author Brad Meltzer. Brad spent time working with the FBI and several other divisions of Homeland Security to help determine the various scenarios in which terrorists might attack us. Adam also talks to him about the National Baldwin Alert System, and his own method of attack.
The guys also talk about the crazy historical nerd mail that Brad receives, including multiple rumors about Lincoln’s homosexuality. Adam also talks about Ed Asner’s 9/11 conspiracy theories, and the guys discuss the Wikileaks scandal. Before the rest of the news, the guys one up each other with stories of parental neglect, and Brad talks about his experiences traveling to Bulgaria.
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Executive Producer: Donny Misraje
Producer: Mike Lynch
Producer: Mike Dawson
Audio/Voice Over: Mike Dawson
Associate Producer: Katie Levine
Technical Director: Logan Moy
Search: Chris Laxamana
Show Summary: Matt Fondiler
Adam opens with a rant about shitty Fiesta Mix and peanuts not being allowed on planes. He and Larry Miller also discuss whether or not there was gay porn in the 30s, and complain more about pretzel sticks. Adam also tells a couple stories about his kids.
The first news story of the day deals with Barack Obama’s attempts to quit smoking. Alison also brings up a guy who got arrested after asking police about pot growing penalties, and a man who was killed at a cockfight. They also chat about a registered sex offender reading to kids at a local school, and the new church confession ap. Before Larry heads out, they play a round of the Hypothetical Road Trip Game.
Adam talks with Iliza Shlesinger about the new dating show she’ll be hosting in fall, and her own dating life. They also talk about her background growing up in Texas, her relationship with her family, and her experiences traveling the world during a semester at sea.
Returning to the news, Adam rants about the California education system, and wonders why we’re concerned about cafeteria food when the more important stats are in the tank. Alison also lists of the most miserable cities in the US, and top internet passwords. Wrapping up the show, the guys contemplate the benefits of tying a cherry stem with your tongue.
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Executive Producer: Donny Misraje
Producer: Mike Lynch
Producer: Mike Dawson
Audio/Voice Over: Mike Dawson
Associate Producer: Katie Levine
Technical Director: Logan Moy
Search: Chris Laxamana
Show Summary: Matt Fondiler
Adam returns from a weekend of shows in Napa and Sparks. He talks about the top of the line wine tasting tour he took, and how he never wanted to leave. He also talks about traveling with August and Donny, and tells a story about a crazy nutjob who was stalking him prior to his show.
Into the news with Alison Rosen, everyone is talking about Christina Aguilera’s Super Bowl National Anthem mess up. Adam also shares his thoughts on how nerves affect the game. Later, the guys watch a clip of Mike August proposing to his girlfriend on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
Back with Harland Williams, Adam talks with him about the band Barenaked Ladies since the keyboardist is Harland’s cousin. Harland talks about the side music project he did with him, and Canadians who turn their backs on their country once they get success in the US. They also talk about the ridiculous full body scans at the airport, and Harland reads a section of Adam’s book. The guys close the show out with a round of Germany or Florida and discuss being accosted by gypsies.
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VIDEO CLIPS
Cristina Aguilera National Anthem
Mike August Proposes
Executive Producer: Donny Misraje
Producer: Mike Lynch
Producer: Mike Dawson
Audio/Voice Over: Mike Dawson
Associate Producer: Katie Levine
Technical Director: Logan Moy
Search: Chris Laxamana
Show Summary: Matt Fondiler
Adam and Kevin comment on their fast friendship in the last couple days. The guys compliment each other’s work, and discuss how luck factors into success. Kevin also talks about making the film Clerks, and how he’s still being approached by new fans even today.
The guys also chat about Ralph Garman—a supporting character in Kevin’s new film, and Adam’s former roommate. Adam tells stories from their party days, and Kevin asks Adam to recall his eventual exit from The Man Show. Kevin also tells a story about his awesome house, and goes into detail about the making of his latest film, Red State.
Both Adam and Kevin are loving the ‘weird new old west of entertainment,’ and discuss how great it is to be pushing the envelope and staying creative in new ways. Adam also goes on a jag about how much he hates waste, and the guys imagine how their wives could probably relate to one another. In the last part of the podcast, the guys go back to discussing Kevin’s career as a film director, and his desires to move into another medium.
Go to CoopersDell.com for all the latest information on Kevin Smith’s latest film: Red State and www.SmodCast.com for all of Kevin's podcasts.
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Executive Producer: Donny Misraje
Producer: Mike Lynch
Producer: Mike Dawson
Voice Over: Mike Dawson
Audio/Associate Producer: Katie Levine
Technical Director: Logan Moy
Phones: Brian Meyer
Show Summary: Matt Fondiler
Adam welcomes Kevin Hench to the couch to talk about the big game this weekend. The guys joke around about having your restaurant coupon punched when someone else is paying, and also reflect on jerking off to catalogue pictures. They also discuss the Super Bowl halftime show, and determine what separates the Packers and Steelers.
Kevin goes on a rant about Plaxico Burress, and Adam agrees that his jail sentence seems unreasonable when compared to more serious crimes. Adam also complains about the dirty sink in the ACE kitchen, and talks about Olga his Guatemalan nanny.
The guys then jump on the phone to take your calls. The first caller asks about their thoughts on Big Ben, and another caller has a Super Bowl ticket and wants to know how to make the most of his trip. Adam and Kevin also discuss their favorite Super Bowl Moments, worst Super Bowl party moments, and make their definitive picks for who will win.
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Executive Producer: Donny Misraje
Producer: Mike Lynch
Producer: Mike Dawson
Audio/Voice Over: Mike Dawson
Associate Producer: Katie Levine
Technical Director: Logan Moy
Phones: Brian Meyer
Show Summary: Matt Fondiler
Adam discusses seeing lipstick on a glass at a restaurant and eating shit off the floor. He also gives a brief history on peanut butter, and talks about his kid’s career goals. Alison then jumps into the news with a video clip of Anderson Cooper’s experience in Egypt. They talk about his sexuality, and get a few jabs at the groundhog who supposedly didn’t see his shadow this year.
Adam also talks about hanging at Kevin Smith’s house today to check out his new film before their interview later this week. There’s also news about another shitty show from Adam’s childhood being made into a movie, and Levi Johnston’s sister posing for Playboy.
Next up, Adam takes your calls for a round of What Can’t Adam Complain About, and talks about the upcoming Superbowl party at Kimmel’s.
Adam then welcomes today’s guests: Sam Huntington and Sam Witwer. The guys briefly discuss their new SyFy channel series, Being Human, and Adam wants to know when Hollywood started taking BBC shows instead of creating their own material. The guys also make fun of Tyler Perry and Kirk Cameron movies, and discuss old celebrity couples with creepy age differences.
Heading back to the news, Flava Flav is opening a chicken restaurant. An indecipherable audio clip prompts the guys to talk about embarrassing ‘umms’ and ‘uhhs’ during interviews. The guys also watch a video of the Guinness Book World Record holder for Guitar Hero 3, and listen to an epic rock song.
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Executive Producer: Donny Misraje
Producer: Mike Lynch
Producer: Mike Dawson
Audio/Voice Over: Mike Dawson
Associate Producer: Katie Levine
Technical Director: Logan Moy
Search: Chris Laxamana
Show Summary: Matt Fondiler
Adam once again thanks everyone who purchased his book, now creeping towards 100,000 units. Adam also welcomes Larry Miller into the studio early on, an d talks with him about the calculated risks we take in life. Alison then starts up the news with updates from the situation in Egypt. Adam also talks about getting recognized on the street, and mentions a post-show conversation he had last night with DAG.
Askmen.com released their list of the 99 hottest women of 2011. Adam says he’s ready to be pissed off about somebody on the list, but mostly he and Larry just drool over the revealing pics. Alison also talks about a country that’s banning farts, and recalls an embarrassing story from her childhood. Before Larry heads out, he tries his luck again at the Hypothetical Road Trip Game.
Today’s guest is UFC fighter Rich Franklin. Adam talks with him about his pre-game just before heading into the octagon, and compares the adrenaline to Dancing with the Stars. The guys also take some listener calls, and Rich discusses some of the other great fighters he’s gone up against. Wrapping things up, Rich talks about moving from the math class to the octagon, and discusses what he might do once his fighting days are over.
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Executive Producer: Donny Misraje
Producers: Mike Lynch and Mike Dawson
Writer: Mike Lynch
Audio/Voice Over: Mike Dawson
Associate Producer: Katie Levine
Technical Director: Logan Moy
Search: Chris Laxamana
Show Summary: Matt Fondiler
Streaming live for the first time ever, Adam opens the show by flipping through the book that DAG’s dad wrote, and recalling his favorite catch phrases from the 70s. The guys also play a round of Totally Topical TiVo Trivia, even though Adam assures Alison that Bryan will mop the floor with both of them.
After a quick break, David Alan Grier joins the studio. He gives Alison a hard time, and talks with Adam about shitty waterbeds. DAG also talks about a bad experience involving an aqua massager. The guys then talk about the proper etiquette when receiving a massage, as well as oral sex.
DAG talks a bit about his food blog (chocolateglutton.wordpress.com), and teases Adam about not reading his book. They also jump into the news, talking about the recent ruling against ‘Obamacare,’ and the Girl Scout cookies that are missing from this year’s roster. The guys have a long conversation about which cookies are their favorites.
The guys also watch outtakes from PETA’s controversial Superbowl ad, and Adam masterminds his own plan for Superbowl notoriety. The group talks about recently outed 80s stars, and Adam’s recalls his experience attending a Facts of Life taping. Wrapping things up, DAG reads a segment of Adam’s book in the voice of Maya Angelou.
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VIDEO CLIPS:
Peta AD
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/31/peta-super-bowl-ad_n_816341.html
Tiffany Vid
http://www.5min.com/Video/NKOTB-Member-Outed-by-Ex-516946837
Facts of life
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F88k7LmC4aw
Executive Producer: Donny Misraje
Producers: Mike Lynch and Mike Dawson
Writer: Mike Lynch
Audio/Voice Over: Mike Dawson
Associate Producer: Katie Levine
Technical Director: Logan Moy
Search: Chris Laxamana
Show Summary: Matt Fondiler
Adam starts the show happily announcing the idiot security guard at E! studios was fired after his last experience where he couldn’t get past the front lobby on The Soup. Later, the guys argue over who the hotter Orbitz girl is.
Into the news with Alison Rosen, the top story involves the chaos happening in Egypt. More trouble in the Middle East? Adam’s not the least bit surprised. They also talk about the Florida woman who admitted to killing her two children, the lawsuit against Taco Bell, and the 3-year old son who called 911 to save his father. Adam images how his own kids would handle the call.
Today’s guest is Marc Maron, host of the What the Fuck Podcast. Marc talks about his recent performance in Portland, and the experience of trying to interview Gallagher for his show. They also chat about other needy comedians, and how their own larger-than-life personalities have affected their romantic relationships.
Adam and Marc discuss the pros and cons of therapy, and whether or not it’s a good idea to have a female therapist if you have issues with women. Marc speaks openly about his painful divorce, and a more recent relationship blowup, and the guys try to analyze the connection between anger and intimacy.
Get access to the What the Fuck? podcast on iTunes, or at WTFPod.com
Executive Producer: Donny Misraje
Producers: Mike Lynch and Mike Dawson
Writer: Mike Lynch
Audio/Voice Over: Mike Dawson
Associate Producer: Katie Levine
Production Engineer: Logan Moy
Phones: Brian Meyer
Show Summary: Matt Fondiler