Adam and Chris discuss hangovers, roofing, and Sunny Hostin on ‘The View’ before playing another round of March Madness Madness. Chris reports the news, starting with a local story of a man jumping out of his speeding vehicle mid-car chase. Next, the guys talk about a Dutch sperm donor facing legal action after fathering 550 children which leads to Adam wishing he could just date a version of himself. They also learn about a lab-grown meatball created with mammoth DNA. Oz Pearlman aka ‘Oz the Mentalist’ joins them and explains how mentalism works before showcasing his skills on Adam and Chris. Oz also talks about ultramarathon running, bending a spoon for Larry David, and how psychics use “cold reading”. PLUGS: To learn more about Oz Pearlman, visit OzPearlman.com And follow Oz on Twitter and Instagram, @OzTheMentalist THANKS FOR SUPPORTING TODAY’S SPONSORS: SimpliSafe.com/ADAM ForThePeople.com/ADAM TommyJohn.com/ADAM

Brendan Schaub joins Adam in the studio after just buying his mother-in-law a new house. The two discuss LA’s new “Mansion Tax” and their desire to leave the city before hearing from a caller that wants to pitch Arkansas as an option. They take a deep dive into old Maxwell House commercials and Adam plays another round of March Madness Madness. Chris reports the news. They hear about swimmer Riley Gaines speaking out about ESPN’s celebration of Lia Thomas and a University paying a $14M settlement to the family of a man who died from a heat stroke during a workout. Adam learns about the potential retirement of Justin Bieber which makes him wonder why people would ever retire young. Next, they learn about a Porsche exec filing for divorce over his wife's dementia and a potential U.S.-Mexico gun and fentanyl deal. PLUGS: See Brendan Schaub live: Pasadena, CA - The Ice House - Saturday Atlanta, GA - The Punchline Comedy Club - April 13th to 15th For more dates visit: ThicccBoy.com Listen to Brendan Schaub’s podcasts ‘The Fighter and the Kid’ and the ‘The Golden Hour’ wherever you listen to podcasts And follow Brendan Schaub on Twitter & Instagram: @BrendanSchaub THANKS FOR SUPPORTING TODAY’S SPONSORS: OreillyAuto.com SimpliSafe.com/ADAM Babbel.com/ADAM

Orny Adams joins Adam as they discuss the problem with “yawners” before Orny talks about how he almost died in a plane crash. Orny explains why he will not be forgiving Kanye on behalf of all Jews and Adam laments about men who do the “knee over knee” leg cross. Next, Adam plays another round of ‘March Madness Madness’ and Dawson tells the story of how he got bit by a dog Chris reports the news. Adam learns about 'digital blackface' which makes him think racism has jumped the shark. They guys hear about a handyman turning the tables on squatters which leads to a debate about carpenters vs handymen. Next, they talk about Gwyneth Paltrow’s trial, a Mississippi news anchor getting fired after quoting Snoop Dogg, and Aaron Hernandez's older brother throwing a brick at ESPN's headquarters. PLUGS: See Orny Adams live: Houston TX - The Riot Comedy Club - March 31st and April 1st Las Vegas, NV - Jimmy Kimmel’s Comedy Club - April 13th to 16th Port Charlotte, FL - Visani Comedy Zone - April 27th to 29th And for more live dates, visit OrnyAdams.com See Orny in the new movie, ‘Teen Wolf: The Movie’ streaming now on Paramount + Listen to ‘What's Wrong With Orny Adams’ wherever you find podcasts Watch Orny’s special ‘More Than Loud’ for free on YouTube And follow Orny on Twitter, @OrnyAdams THANKS FOR SUPPORTING TODAY’S SPONSORS: ForThePeople.com/ADAM The Jordan Harbinger Show OreillyAuto.com

Jay Mohr joins Adam in the studio and the guys recount their respective stories traveling home from Tampa this morning. The two also talk about sharing earbuds on a plane, ghost hunter TV shows, and why civilization hasn’t improved asphalt yet. Jay also shares stories about being on the same flights as Johnny Mathis and Stevie Wonder. The guys watch a video of Jay performing on SNL as Dick Vitale which leads to a discussion about reading cue cards on TV. Next, Adam begins the Irate 8 of ‘March Madness Madness’ with Jay commentating. Chris reports the news. The guys talk about an NYC store shaming shoplifters by posting his/her picture and the crime on a ‘Wall of Shame.’ This leads to Adam complaining about a local councilwoman defending catalytic converter thefts and proposing its decriminalization because it affects a certain marginal community. Next, the guys talk about the passing of a new bill in Idaho allowing firing squad executions. Adam proposes some new ideas on how to improve firing squads. Lastly, the guys chat about Jane Fonda and her appearance on one of Norm Macdonald’s shows. PLUGS: Pasadena Ice House - This Thursday March 30th, 8pm Special Introduction by Jeanie Buss Tickets at icehousecomedy.com And follow Jay on Instagram, @JayMohr37 THANKS FOR SUPPORTING TODAY’S SPONSORS: OReillyAuto.com

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Jodi Miller helps Adam review the responses he received from his infamous “bracelet vs stew” tweet and the two take a look back on “Mr. Hardware”. Courtney Stodden joins the show and talks about being “groomed” at age 16 and married to a man in his 50’s. They also talk about Chrissy Teigen famously bullying Courtney on Twitter. Next, Adam plays another round of March Madness Madness and hears some trending news stories about rapper Tekashi 6ix9ine getting beaten in a men's locker room and Wyoming banning transgender students from girls' sports teams. Finally, Adam hears about Sofia Coppola's daughter going viral on TikTok after trying to charter a helicopter which leads to a discussion about nepo-babies. PLUGS: Check your local TV listings to watch Jodi Miller’s ‘The World’s Funniest Weather’ and ‘Funny You Should Ask’ Visit Jodi’s website, Jodi MillerComedy.com And follow Jodi on Twitter and Instagram, @JodiMillerComic Follow Courtney Stodden on Twitter: @CourtneyStodden And follow Courtney on Instagram: @CourtneyAStodden THANKS FOR SUPPORTING TODAY’S SPONSORS: This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp BetterHelp.com/CAROLLA AthleticGreens.com/ACS The Jordan Harbinger Show

Actor Josh Banday comes to the studio and talks to Adam about high school dress code workarounds, performing with The Groundlings Sunday Company, pineapple pizza, and his family throwing him a porn-tervention. Adam plays round 3 of ‘March Madness Madness’ before they hear a trending news story about Playboy making the switch to a creator platform. Next, actor and martial artist Scott Adkins shares his experience working with Keanu Reeves and fighting in a fat suit for his role in ‘John Wick: Chapter 4’. Adam and Scott discuss the ‘Rust’ shooting incident, Jackie Chan vs Benny “The Jet” Urquidez, raising children, and working at a butcher shop. PLUGS: Watch Josh Banday’s series ‘Not Dead Yet’ Wednesdays on ABC Look out for season 3 of Josh Banday’s ‘Upload’ premiering later this year on Amazon Prime To learn more about Josh, visit JoshBanday.com And follow Josh on Instagram, @JoshBanday See Scott Adkins in ‘John Wick: Chapter 4’ in theaters Friday Visit his website: ScottAdkins.com And follow Scott on Twitter, @TheScottAdkins THANKS FOR SUPPORTING TODAY’S SPONSORS: Babbel.com/ADAM Harrys.com/ADAM OReillyAuto.com

Comedian Dana Gould joins Adam as they discuss a Stanford diversity dean heckling a Trump judge, Swedish vs Italian meatballs, and ‘Wow! Wow! Wubbzy!’. Adam plays round 2 of ‘March Madness Madness’ before Dana gets into his overnight trip to the emergency room. Next, they hear some trending news stories including: a mother destroying her glasses after her son lost a wrestling match, a hockey player going viral after pushing a wheelchair down a bar’s stairs, and Gwyneth Paltrow getting sued over a ‘hit and run’ ski crash. Finally, Adam talks to radio legend and TV writer Peter Tilden about why he made the switch to podcasts and his new one with Jason Alexander: ‘Really? No, Really?’. PLUGS: See Dana Gould Live: Portland, OR - Helium Comedy Club Portland - Thursday through Saturday Bloomington, IN - The Comedy Attic - April 14th & 15th And for more live dates go to: DanaGould.com Check out ‘The Dana Gould Hour’ wherever you listen to podcasts And follow Dana on Twitter, @DanaGould Listen to Peter Tilden’s podcast with Jason Alexander, ‘Really? No, Really?’ every Tuesday on iHeartRadio or wherever you find podcasts And follow Peter on Twitter: @Peter_Tilden THANKS FOR SUPPORTING TODAY’S SPONSORS: OReillyAuto.com NextEvo.com, enter ADAM The Jordan Harbinger Show Angi.com

‘Dr Phil’ talks about Adam Ray visiting Jay Leno’s garage which leads to a discussion about the different types of car guys. Jodi Miller is also in studio and the gang debates what kind of person gives better oral. The trio comment on dog walking and shoes before recognizing who they believe is the most forgotten member of a film crew. Next, Jodi chats about recently bringing her dad as a date to an Oscar party. Adam begins the Bittersweet 16 in this year’s round of March Madness Madness. Lastly, Jodi reports news stories about parenting, the sea, and more. PLUGS: Check your local TV listings to watch Jodi Miller’s ‘The World’s Funniest Weather’ and ‘Funny You Should Ask’ Visit Jodi’s website, Jodi MillerComedy.com And follow Jodi on Twitter and Instagram, @JodiMillerComic See Adam Ray Live: Los Angeles, CA - BOURBON ROOM - March 28th Los Angeles, CA - HOLLYWOOD IMPROV - March 30th Fort Worth, TX - HYENAS COMEDY CLUB - March 31st and April 1st Find more dates at AdamRayComedy.com Watch Adam Ray’s ‘Tony Caruso - The Return’ available on YouTube Listen to ‘About Last Night’ wherever you find podcasts And follow Adam Ray on Twitter and Instagram, @AdamRayComedy THANKS FOR SUPPORTING TODAY’S SPONSORS: SimpliSafe.com/ADAM ForThePeople.com/ADAM OReillyAuto.com

1. Frank Grillo (2021) 2. Mo Collins (2009) 3. Steel Panther (2010) 4. C.B. Savage breakdown (2014) Hosted by Giovanni Giorgio Request clips: Classics@adamcarolla.com

Adam recaps the longest day of his life involving a flooded porta-potty and Dawson tells the story of his truck getting t-boned. Next, Adam talks to fitness expert Jillian Michaels about self-destructive tendencies and how people use food as a coping mechanism. Actor Frank Grillo and his son Remy join Adam to talk about their new movie ‘The Resurrection of Charles Manson’ which marks Remy’s directorial debut. The two get into how they enjoy boxing and microdosing together and what it was like for a son to direct his own father. Finally, they all hear some trending news stories including: Quentin Tarantino revealing his final movie, 18 female UK prison guards getting fired over having affairs with the inmates, a California bill which could ban tobacco products for anyone born after 2006, and Tiger Woods’ getting sued by his ex-girlfriend. PLUGS: Check out Jillian Michaels’ app ‘The Fitness App’ available in the Apple and Google App stores Listen to ‘Keeping It Real: Conversations with Jillian Michaels’ wherever you find podcasts And follow Jilliam on Instagram, @JillianMichaels Watch Frank and Remy Grillo’s new movie ‘The Resurrection of Charles Manson’ in theaters and on VOD tomorrow And follow them on Instagram: @FrankGrillo1and @Remy _Grillo THANKS FOR SUPPORTING TODAY’S SPONSORS: BlindsGalore.com, let them know we sent you OReillyAuto.com ZipRecruiter.com/ADAM FastGrowingTrees.com/ADAM

Adam talks about Penn Jillette’s bathtub for ladies before sharing some jokes he wrote about Tom Cruise for the 2023 Oscars. Next, Kathy Griffin sits down one-on-one with Adam and gets into her experiences with lung cancer, getting canceled by both the left and the right, and living next to Kanye West and Kim Kardashian. The two reminisce about coming up in the Groundlings before Kathy talks about her fractured relationship with Brooke Shields. Finally, they revisit Kasthy’s appearance on “The Man Show” and the time they hosted the Billboard Awards together. PLUGS: For Kathy Griffin’s live dates visit KathyGriffin.com And follow Kathy on Instagram, @KathyGriffin THANKS FOR SUPPORTING TODAY’S SPONSORS: SimpliSafe.com/ADAM OReillyAuto.com GoodRanchers.com/ADAM Enter code: ADAM ZipRecruiter.com/ADAM

Bald Bryan returns for a recap of the 2023 Academy Awards. Bryan, Adam, and Chris break down the monologue, strange fashion choices, ‘In Memoriam’ snubs, and more from The Oscars. Finally, they hear some trending news stories including: sponsors cutting ties with Ja Morant, Shawn Kemp getting released from jail after his arrest in a drive-by shooting investigation, David Blaine dislocating his shoulder during a performance, Rainn Wilson calling out an anti-Christian bias in Hollywood, and a man getting crushed to death while trying to steal a catalytic converter. PLUGS: Listen to Bryan Bishop’s podcast, ‘The Film Vault’, with new episodes every Friday Check out Bryan’s book, ‘Shrinkage’ with personalized signed copies available at BryanBishop.com And follow Bryan on Instagram, @BaldBryan THANKS FOR SUPPORTING TODAY’S SPONSORS: TommyJohn.com/ADAM LectricEBikes.com ForThePeople.com/ADAM The Jordan Harbinger Show

Penn Jillette sits down with Adam at Jimmy Kimmel’s Comedy Club in Las Vegas. They talk about the history of Las Vegas entertainment, the current state of magic, and the upright bass. Plus, Penn shares some stories about his history of performing as a juggler and what it’s like to hang out with Teller. Lastly, the guys disucss some local news stories about Siegfried and Roy’s estate and the big Formula One race heading to town before commenting on the passing of Robert Blake.

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