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Feb 28, 2011

 

Adam opens the show talking about the frustrations of not having your pilot get picked up, only to see the shows that did get picked up get cancelled. He also talks with Alison and Mike Lynch (filling in for Bald Bryan) about the politics behind The Hammer.

 

Alison then jumps into the news with an Oscar Trivia quiz. After a few questions, they talk about Charlie Sheen’s recent radio show rant, and Adam wonders why a guy like that keeps remarrying. Still discussing Sheen, Adam brings in Dr. Bruce, who adds his knowledge as an addiction medicine specialist.

 

Next up on the couch is Alonzo Bodden, who talks with Adam about his motorcycle woes and having your bike towed. The guys also rant about airport parking fees, and Adam hears more about Alonzo’s experiences working on planes at Lockheed for eight years. They also talk about Alonzo’s work on the TV series, ‘Inside the Vault.’

 

Before finishing up the rest of the news, Alison talks about a competitive Ski ball team she was on. The guys also reflect on the Oscar best picture winner, and Adam goes on a jag about British court jesters. Also in the news is the MADD president getting busted for drunk driving, and a former Disney star’s controversial tattoo. Wrapping up the show, the guys discuss the problems of young kids raising kids.

 

Visit AlonzoLive.com for more information about tonight’s guest. 

 

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Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producer: Mike Lynch 

Producer: Mike Dawson

Audio/Voice Over: Mike Dawson

Newsgirl: Alison Rosen

Sound Effects: Mike Lynch 

Associate Producer: Katie Levine

Technical Director: Logan Moy

Search/Audio Show Build: Chris Laxamana

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

 

Feb 25, 2011

Adam cues Alison for the news right at the top. She talks to Adam about the Kardashians’ appearance on the cover of Hollywood Reporter, as well as their media empire. Adam also complains about his wife knowing too much about the Real Housewives, and talks with Alison about an Asian mother who posted a nude video of her daughter to help her find a mate.

 

Later, Adam tells a story from his day about getting caught peeing in the sink. He also tells a couple great stories about going fishing with Jimmy Kimmel and Cousin Sal, and talks about accidentally hooking his buddy’s neck. Alison also reads a news story about ice cream made from breast milk, and the guys discuss the problems that people with fetishes have.

 

Doug Benson then joins the show holding a bacon-and-pancake flavored cupcake. Adam also goes on a rant about the Egg McMuffin not being available after 10:30am, and Alison and Doug recall their day at Disneyland together.

 

Next up is an intense round of Totally Topical Tivo Trivia. Afterward, Alison tells a news story about a guy who got caught hiding deodorant in his pants and Adam and Donny recall the times Adam came home with random speakers and Donny came home with cats and rabbits. Wrapping the show up, Adam rants and raves during This Week in Rage.

 

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Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producer: Mike August

Producer: Mike Lynch 

Audio/Voice Over: Mike Dawson

Newsgirl: Alison Rosen

Sound Effects: Bryan Bishop 

Associate Producer: Katie Levine

Search: Chris Laxamana

Audio Show Build: Jeff Fox

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

Feb 24, 2011

In anticipation of tonight’s guest, Adam opens the show talking about boxers who won the gold. He also talks about making The Hammer and interacting with other boxers on the set. Adam then thanks his fans for sending in eucalyptus oil, and complains about the one and only time he tried to play videogames.

 

As Alison begins the news, she points out that today marks the two-year anniversary of the first podcast. They then jump to another report from Blastergirl Katie live in Israel, and Adam talks more about the crisis in the Middle East. Also in the news is the Defense of Marriage Act being deemed unconstitutional, and three unrelated stories about food fights that went a bit too far.

 

After a round of Know Your SH, Adam welcomes Amir Khan to the couch. They guys talk about training at the Wild Card Gym, and how it’s a cool place even though it wouldn’t seem like it at first glance. They also talk about Amir’s training schedule and his goals for his career. There’s some discussion of the Pacquiao-Mayweather fight everyone is dying to see, and then jump on the lines so fans can ask their own questions to Amir.

 

Wrapping up the show, Adam and Amir chime in to a couple more news stories from Alison: one about a man who had an incredible heart surgery, and another who found a misplaced wallet after 40 years.

 

 

Visit AmirKhanWorld.com for more information about tonight’s guest. 

 

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Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producer: Mike Lynch 

Producer: Mike Dawson

Audio/Voice Over: Mike Dawson

Newsgirl: Alison Rosen

Sound Effects: Bryan Bishop 

Associate Producer: Katie Levine

Technical Director: Logan Moy

Search/Audio Show Build: Chris Laxamana

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

Feb 23, 2011

Adam recently tweeted out a list of items that ultimately caused More Harm Than Good. Lo and behold, Twitter followers responded in droves, and Adam reads off some of his favorites. Larry Miller is also in studio, and chimes in on Alison’s news story about the man convicted of second-degree murder for running over his daughter. They also talk about Gaddafi’s Amazonian bodyguards, and try to solve the crisis in the Middle East through song.

 

Next up, the guys check in with Blastergirl Katie, who’s currently in Israel for the next couple weeks. Alison then reads a news story about a pizza delivery that saved a woman’s life, and before Larry heads out, he tries his luck at a different game: Gaywalking.

 

Adam welcomes back Kristian and Mark from SchmoesKnow.com. The guys catch up with their reviews of some of this year’s Oscar contenders, including True Grit and The Fighter. Adam then leads everyone through the nominees, and the guys announce their predictions. The guys also chat about movies they’re looking forward to seeing, Richard Pryor movies, and signs that tell you the movie will be bad.

 

 

Check out AceLarryMiller.com for This Week With Larry Miller, and visit TheBillShow.com for more on Post-Op-Board-Op Bill

 

Find out more about our guests at SchmoesKnow.com

 

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Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producer: Mike Lynch 

Producer: Mike Dawson

Audio/Voice Over: Mike Dawson

Newsgirl: Alison Rosen

Sound Effects: Bryan Bishop 

Associate Producer: Katie Levine

Technical Director: Logan Moy

Search/Audio Show Build: Chris Laxamana

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

Feb 22, 2011

To open the show, Adam welcomes Phillip Nelson to the couch, who is helping ACE Broadcasting out with a couple of snazzy Tricasters. Adam also talks about his early days in the biz, working on the Ace on the House public access show. He also goes on a rant about huge hotel pillows, and the heavy metal doors that slam shut and wake you up when you’re trying to nap.

 

Adam then brings Dana Gould onto the show, who recalls in his last interview that Adam ranted about Sigmund and the Sea Monsters while Dana was writing the feature film version. The guys also talk about pitching projects around Hollywood, and exchange audition horror stories.

 

The top news story today is the 6.3 earthquake in New Zealand. They also hear more details about Lara Logan’s ordeal, and discuss the problem of anti-Semitism in the middle east. In other dramatic news, Justin Bieber recently got a haircut and Dr. Pepper is releasing a new soda. Alison also reads off some fun facts about our past presidents in honor of the holiday.

 

After a quick break, the group returns with Dana Gould as he impersonates PBS staple Huell Howser. The guys pick apart Huell’s visit to the dry cleaners and a pita factory, and also watch the original clip that got Adam hooked on the show in the first place. Afterward, Adam retells the story of Dave Dameshek’s ode to Teemu Selanne.

 

 

Go to DanaGould.com for more info. 

 

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Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producer: Mike Lynch 

Producer: Mike Dawson

Audio/Voice Over: Mike Dawson

Associate Producer: Katie Levine

Technical Director: Logan Moy

Search/Audio Show Build: Chris Laxamana

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

Feb 21, 2011

Adam welcomes Alanna Ubach to the show for a lively conversation of many voices. He also rants about a Bill Mahr clip, and has Dr. Bruce back for this week’s Healthwatch.

 

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Feb 18, 2011

Jon Lovitz introduces the Ace Man himself, for his premiere show at The Jon Lovitz Comedy Club at Universal Citywalk. Mike Lynch is filling in for Bald Bryan, and Adam welcomes Alison Rosen and Dr. Drew to the stage. Dr. Drew talks about his recent recovery from illness after his second honeymoon, and the guys compare their experiences on the show ‘Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader’.

 

Adam talks about his own honeymoon with Lynette, and tells a classic Ray story. Dr. Drew also asks Adam about the experience of interviewing Fred Dryer, which Adam did earlier today. Alison then jumps into the news with a story about a guy sent to jail with 30 items shoved up his ass. She also talks about a literal cat burglar, and Adam retells his rant about his wife leaving the space heater on—only to leave the space heater on himself before leaving for tonight’s show.

 

Jeff Ross joins the stage next, and talks with Adam about his latest idea: Roast in Peace. The plan is to roast dead people, based on suggestions from his Twitter followers. Adam also talks about meeting Seth MacFarlane for lunch, only to see Frank Stallone there, eating his food at the same place. Adam and Jeff also discuss life on the road during the Man Show days, and share a story from the Writer’s Retreat.

 

Jeff then talks about the upcoming roast of Donald Trump for Comedy Central. He’s going on last, but explains his process of being fully prepared with jokes that come from unusual angles. Adam then wraps up the show with This Week In Rage—or, the Top 5 things that pissed Adam off most this week.

 

 

Visit DrDrew.com for more info, and RoastMasterGeneral.com for Jeff Ross.

 

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Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producer: Mike Lynch 

Producer: Mike Dawson

Voice Over: Mike Dawson

Associate Producer: Katie Levine

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

Feb 17, 2011

 

Adam, Alison and Bryan talk about growing up watching Saturday Night Live. Adam also talks about life back in the day while on tour with Dr. Drew, and the connection he feels they share. He and Alison also plan an elaborate asparagus pee test.

 

The top news story is that reporter Lara Logan is out of the hospital and recovering in her DC Home. The guys talk about the mental scars the experience will leave, and transition into a story about a Senator with emotional scars of his own. The guys also discuss a couple hair-related stories: one from Pantene, and one from UCLA.

 

Fred Armisen joins the show, and tells Adam he used to listen to him and Dr. Drew on Loveline back before he even knew what they looked like. Adam asks him about his earlier days in comedy, and the experience of auditioning for Saturday Night Live. Adam also tells the story of his hernia, and how Dr. Drew freaked him out about the recovery time.

 

The guys chat a bit more about Fred’s ability to mimic voices and do impersonations. They also go on a side jag about sympathizing with dictators, and play a quick round of Know Your SH. Adam and Fred also discuss the ‘half-homeless’ people in Portland, and comment on a news story about Coke’s Secret Formula. The show wraps with insane clips from Jersey Shore, and footage from the Best Bagger Championship.

 

 

Visit FredArmisen.com for more info on our guest, and be sure to watch Portlandia on IFC, Friday nights at 10:30pm.

 

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Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producer: Mike Lynch 

Producer: Mike Dawson

Voice Over: Mike Dawson

Audio: Chris Laxamana

Associate Producer: Katie Levine

Technical Director: Logan Moy

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

 

Feb 16, 2011

Adam begins his 500th Episode complaining about the education system and having to spend too much money even before his kids hit first grade. Adam also talks about being late to his pitch meeting this morning, and the diaper emergency in the Carolla house.

 

Into the news with Alison, she discusses the amount of correspondents that have been killed or harmed since protests began in Egypt. Adam asks if we can now openly judge the Middle East, and puts a call to action to the sane countries to ‘put an end to this bullshit.’ They also talk about OJ Simpson, Canadians, and the latest panda bear naming.

 

Adam then chats with Scott Thompson about the Kids in the Hall theme song. Scott reminds Adam of his involvement with Crank Yankers, and how he was too nice to mess with people on the other line. They also talk about Scott’s early days in comedy, and discuss doing sketch comedy in Canada vs. North Hollywood.

 

Adam tries to convince Scott to rename ‘top and bottom’ to ‘tumbler and coaster.’ Scott also goes in depth about the time he had a threesome, and Adam tries to figure out how it all went down. Wrapping the show up, the guys talk about the difficulties of coming out of the closet, and the truth about people who gay bash.

 

Listen to Scott’s podcast at ScottFreePodcast.com

 

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Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producer: Mike Lynch 

Producer: Mike Dawson

Audio/Voice Over: Mike Dawson

Associate Producer: Katie Levine

Technical Director: Logan Moy

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

Feb 15, 2011

Alison talks to Adam about not getting the ‘first day speech,’ and raises her concerns about leaving lipstick on the coffee mug last night in the studio. Before bringing in the guest, Alison then jumps into the news. The guys discuss the Grammy reporter who flubbed on the air, the Tiger Woods spitting scandal, and Esperanza Spalding’s win over Justin Bieber.

 

Next up, Adam welcomes Hollywood legend Hal Needham to the show. Adam talks to him about his work directing the film ‘Smokey and the Bandit,’ especially working with actors like Jackie Gleason and Burt Reynolds. They also talk about his days as the highest paid stuntman in the world, discussing his journey from Arkansas, to being a paratrooper, to blowing up cars trying to roll them.

 

Adam also asks Hal about his favorite ‘gags’ and the actors’ involvement in each stunt. Hal discusses his days living in Burt Reynolds’ guesthouse, and shares his thoughts on contemporary filmmaking packed with computer graphics and crappy remakes.

 

Adam jumps on the lines to hear your Valentine’s Day Nightmare stories. One caller phones in from a restaurant after being stood up, and another caller suggests relationships would be better if people agreed to not recognize Valentine’s Day from the get go. 

 

Adam weaves in more questions about Hal’s stunt days, from rolling horses to racing the real Cannonball Run, to breaking the sound barrier. Adam also asks him about modifying cars for stunts, and discusses the classic film moment where the car jumps over the blown out bridge.

 

 

Pickup a copy of Hal Needham’s book:  Stuntman!

 

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Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producer: Mike Lynch 

Producer: Mike Dawson

Audio/Voice Over: Mike Dawson

Associate Producer: Katie Levine

Technical Director: Logan Moy

Phones: Chris Laxamana

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

Feb 14, 2011

Adam welcomes author Donna Antebi to the show for a Valentine’s Day treat, and also hears a Healthwatch Update from Dr. Bruce.

 

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Feb 11, 2011

 

Adam welcomes Alan Parsons to the show, and immediately discusses his very early days getting a gig at Abby Road at the age of 19. They share their love for The Hollies, and Adam hears what it was like to listen to Sgt. Pepper before it was released. They also talk about the famous Beatles Rooftop concert, and the guys discuss the history of Let It Be.

 

Alan then talks about his latest project, a 3-DVD set that tells you step by step how to record an album. Alan explains that he wanted to give back to the industry, and talks with Adam about some of the ways editing is different now than it was then. They also discuss some of the contemporary artists that Alan listens to, and the people he would like to work with. 

 

The guys also take some calls, discussing the history of Dark Side of the Moon, and some of the covers that have been released since then. They also talk about life in Santa Barbara compared to life in London, and Alan talks about growing up and listening to music with his dad. 

 

 

Get a copy of Alan Parson’s instructional DVD set at ArtAndScienceOfSound.com

 

 

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Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producer: Mike Lynch 

Producer: Mike Dawson

Audio/Voice Over: Mike Dawson

Associate Producer: Katie Levine

Technical Director: Logan Moy

Phones: Brian Meyer

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

 

Feb 10, 2011

Adam jumps right into the news with Alison. She talks about the married congressman in trouble for posting a shirtless pic of himself online, and Adam explains why he never trusts these types of guys. They also talk about the latest development in the Lindsay Lohan case, and Dawson chimes in about his own prison story.

 

One lucky fan is on the line for a new segment: Know Your SH. Adam asks him 5 questions revolving around random knowledge that Adam is aware of, and the caller tries to get 3 out of 5 to win a prize.

 

Today’s guest is best selling author Brad Meltzer. Brad spent time working with the FBI and several other divisions of Homeland Security to help determine the various scenarios in which terrorists might attack us. Adam also talks to him about the National Baldwin Alert System, and his own method of attack.

 

The guys also talk about the crazy historical nerd mail that Brad receives, including multiple rumors about Lincoln’s homosexuality. Adam also talks about Ed Asner’s 9/11 conspiracy theories, and the guys discuss the Wikileaks scandal. Before the rest of the news, the guys one up each other with stories of parental neglect, and Brad talks about his experiences traveling to Bulgaria.

 

 

Visit BradMeltzer.com to find out more.

 

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Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producer: Mike Lynch 

Producer: Mike Dawson

Audio/Voice Over: Mike Dawson

Associate Producer: Katie Levine

Technical Director: Logan Moy

Search: Chris Laxamana

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

Feb 9, 2011

Adam opens with a rant about shitty Fiesta Mix and peanuts not being allowed on planes. He and Larry Miller also discuss whether or not there was gay porn in the 30s, and complain more about pretzel sticks. Adam also tells a couple stories about his kids.

 

The first news story of the day deals with Barack Obama’s attempts to quit smoking. Alison also brings up a guy who got arrested after asking police about pot growing penalties, and a man who was killed at a cockfight. They also chat about a registered sex offender reading to kids at a local school, and the new church confession ap. Before Larry heads out, they play a round of the Hypothetical Road Trip Game.

 

Adam talks with Iliza Shlesinger about the new dating show she’ll be hosting in fall, and her own dating life. They also talk about her background growing up in Texas, her relationship with her family, and her experiences traveling the world during a semester at sea.

 

Returning to the news, Adam rants about the California education system, and wonders why we’re concerned about cafeteria food when the more important stats are in the tank. Alison also lists of the most miserable cities in the US, and top internet passwords. Wrapping up the show, the guys contemplate the benefits of tying a cherry stem with your tongue.

 

 

Follow Iliza Shlesinger on Twitter @Iliza, or visit her site at Iliza.com

 

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Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producer: Mike Lynch 

Producer: Mike Dawson

Audio/Voice Over: Mike Dawson

Associate Producer: Katie Levine

Technical Director: Logan Moy

Search: Chris Laxamana

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

Feb 8, 2011

Adam returns from a weekend of shows in Napa and Sparks. He talks about the top of the line wine tasting tour he took, and how he never wanted to leave. He also talks about traveling with August and Donny, and tells a story about a crazy nutjob who was stalking him prior to his show.

 

Into the news with Alison Rosen, everyone is talking about Christina Aguilera’s Super Bowl National Anthem mess up. Adam also shares his thoughts on how nerves affect the game. Later, the guys watch a clip of Mike August proposing to his girlfriend on Jimmy Kimmel Live.

 

Back with Harland Williams, Adam talks with him about the band Barenaked Ladies since the keyboardist is Harland’s cousin. Harland talks about the side music project he did with him, and Canadians who turn their backs on their country once they get success in the US. They also talk about the ridiculous full body scans at the airport, and Harland reads a section of Adam’s book. The guys close the show out with a round of Germany or Florida and discuss being accosted by gypsies.

 

 

Visit HarlandWilliams.com, and download The Harland Highway on iTunes.

 

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Cristina Aguilera National Anthem

 

Mike August Proposes

 

 

 

Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producer: Mike Lynch 

Producer: Mike Dawson

Audio/Voice Over: Mike Dawson

Associate Producer: Katie Levine

Technical Director: Logan Moy

Search: Chris Laxamana

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

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