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Jun 30, 2011

Adam opens the show talking about going on Teresa Strasser’s radio show earlier this morning. Bald Bryan reads a radio memo that Adam swiped from the recording, and Lynch chimes in with a diagram their old boss Jack Silver drew about what makes a good character. Dawson also adds to the stories of their old radio show days, saying that he knew whatever Silver asked him to do, it was usually the opposite of what Adam wanted.

At the top of the news, the host of To Catch A Predator was caught cheating. Adam then jokes about what he would do if he sensed a sting was waiting for him on the other side of the door. The guys also talk about the sale of MySpace, and go on a tangent about Pepsi vs. Coke. Later, they discuss Charlie Sheen’s final goddess leaving him, and Adam predicts how his character will be killed off on Two and a Half Men. The last news story is about a Swedish preschool that’s eliminating gender pronouns, and Adam can’t understand what’s so wrong with boys being boys and girls being girls.

After a segment of The Lotzi Tapes, Adam welcomes comedian Tim Minchin to the show. The guys talk about Tim’s career as a musical comedian, and how much fun it is to use his musical skills for stupidity. Adam hears about his journey, and asks him if he has any desires to eventually go on Broadway. The guys then discuss their favorite musicals, and talk about how Tim grew his American audience thanks to YouTube.

One final news story before the show wraps is about apartment complexes testing dog stool samples so they know which owners are not cleaning up after their pets. Adam talks about his dog Molly’s pooping habits, and explains the importance of timing your shits before going into work.

Visit www.TimMinchin.com for more info on tonight’s guest.

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Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producer: Mike Lynch 

Producer: Mike Dawson

Audio/Voice Over/Post-Production: Mike Dawson

Newsgirl: Alison Rosen

Sound Effects: Bryan Bishop

Technical Director: Logan Moy

Researcher: Chris Laxamana

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

Jun 29, 2011

Adam talks about going to see Cars 2 in 3D with the kids today. He offers his thoughts on 3D glasses improvements, and Alison then goes into the news. The top story involves the terrorist takeover of an international hotel in Kabul. The guys also talk about Tom Petty’s cease and desist against Michele Bachmann for using one of his songs, but Adam says he shouldn’t care because it’s just an advertisement for the band. The guys then break down a classic favorite song of Adam’s.

Later, Adam hops on the phone to talk to his 200,000th Twitter follower. Adam teases her for some of the other people she’s following, and tries to figure out how he got on her radar in the first place. They also talk about the joys of being young and hot, and Adam discusses the weird age of 22. After they hang up, the guys play another segment of The Lotzi Tapes.

Today’s guest is Green Room host Paul Provenza. Both he and Adam have had more than their fair share of airport woes, and the guys trade stories about being pulled into the ‘other room’ at the airport and being interrogated for their attitude problems. Alison asks how Adam’s wife feels about his behavior, and he tells an anecdote from the day when he acted out in the parking lot in front of the kids. The guys then discuss some other driving frustrations, and Paul asks Adam to speak about the situation in the Middle East.

Toward the end of the show, Paul thanks Adam for bringing him onto the show, and discusses the death of late night television. Alison then points out that Paul was on the final season of The Facts of Life, and the group discusses how he went from being the show’s warm-up guy to nabbing a recurring role. As the show wraps up, the guys talk about Adam’s family time watching The Real Housewives series, and his publicists’ obsession with Andy Cohen.

Visit www.SHO.com/GreenRoom to get all the info on Paul’s show. 

And follow Adam’s 200,000th Twitter follower yourself! She’s at www.Twitter.com/SydneyHBard

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Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producer: Mike Lynch 

Producer: Mike Dawson

Audio/Voice Over/Post-Production: Mike Dawson

Newsgirl: Alison Rosen

Sound Effects: Bryan Bishop

Technical Director: Chris Laxamana

Researcher: Logan Moy

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

Jun 28, 2011

Adam reflects on his performance in New York, and defends his Guinness World Record for Most Downloaded Podcast, despite the comment that Ira Glass made during the show. Adam also talks about his experience at the dentist today, and then Alison jumps into the news. The opening story is about the conviction of Blagojevich, and the guys discuss how none of the crimes being committed by politicians are very thought out.

Later, Adam hears a story about the LAUSD changing their policy on homework, and goes on a rant about how the cultures that don’t focus on education need to start changing their priorities instead of making excuses and bringing everyone else down. The guys also talk about a 95-year-old woman who was forced to remove her adult diaper at the airport, and Adam can’t believe how much money is wasted because we’re unrealistic when we profile. The guys then listen to another snippet of The Lotzi Tapes.

Gary Cole joins the podcast next, and talks about why he enjoys performing theater so much. Adam also talks to him about how his career is going, and recalls how silly it is that successful actors still have to audition for parts. The guys then play a few rounds of Made Up Movie, where callers give the guys fake movie titles, and they fill in the rest.

In the last section of the show, Alison reads a series of news stories involving animals. Jennifer Anniston got a tattoo of her old dog’s name, and the World’s Ugliest Dog has officially been crowned. There’s also a story about activists who believe pets should no longer be allowed to be bought or sold, and Adam talks about the love and loss of his first dog. As the show wraps up, the guys discuss Florence Henderson’s revelation that she had crabs in the 60s, and Adam tells a personal story about sharing a bed with a buddy who had crabs as well.

Visit www.GaryCole.net for more info on today’s guest, and get tickets for Gary’s show, Superior Donuts, at www.GeffenPlayhouse.com.

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Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producer: Mike Lynch 

Producer: Mike Dawson

Audio/Voice Over/Post-Production: Mike Dawson

Newsgirl: Alison Rosen

Sound Effects: Bryan Bishop

Technical Director: Logan Moy

Researcher: Chris Laxamana

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

Jun 27, 2011

At the top of the show, Adam talks for a bit about his New York and Poconos performances over the weekend. Adam then complains about the processed cheese plate he had to endure on the flight home, and Alison offers some airline woes of her own. Bald Bryan also talks to Adam about proper Philly Cheesesteak etiquette, and Adam thanks all the local crowds for coming out to his shows.

Next up, Adam takes a call from Hines Ward. The guys talk about Hines’s experience winning Dancing with the Stars, and how he became more confident as the weeks went on. They also talk about an exciting new reality competition Hines is a part of, ‘Craftsman Screw*d’. The idea is to recruit people with zero tool experience—Adam says there are plenty of those—and turn them into tool experts. The guys also talk about Hines playing 14 seasons in the NFL, and his hopes to grab that third Super Bowl ring.

Into the news, gay marriage has officially passed in New York. Adam says that he’s sick of hearing about it, but admits that it is a ‘very progressive pill to swallow.’ It’s also been confirmed that Jackass’s Ryan Dunn had a very high blood alcohol content level when he crashed his car, and Kim Kardashian’s ass is real. Alison then updates Adam on a story they spoke about last week involving new cigarette box labels, and Adam goes on a rant about how keeping people alive for longer will ultimately bankrupt the system. The guys then listen to another excerpt from The Lotzi Tapes, where Adam’s grandpa is being interviewed about his life.

Adam talks about appearing on Watch What Happens Live, with Andy Cohen, then welcomes Playboy’s 2011 Miss July, Jessa Lynn Hinton, to the podcast. Adam teases her about how much concentration the photo shoots actually take, and flips through the issue himself. The guys also talk about Jessa’s MMA training, and how she got involved with Top Rank Boxing. Later, they discuss her new swimsuit line with Affliction clothing, and also her relationship with her parents. As the show wraps up, the guys talk about Jessa’s dating life, and Adam talks to her about some kinky bedroom play.

Visit www.JessaHinton.com for more info on today’s guest.

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Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producer: Mike Lynch 

Producer: Mike Dawson

Audio/Voice Over/Post-Production: Mike Dawson

Newsgirl: Alison Rosen

Sound Effects: Bryan Bishop

Technical Director: Logan Moy

Researcher: Gary Smith

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

Jun 24, 2011

Adam joins the stage with Alison, Bald Bryan, and comedian Mike Birbiglia right from the top. Adam talks about the security in NY, and gives a couple audience members a hard time for what they’re wearing. The guys then take suggestions for What Can’t Adam Complain About, and Adam rants about scholarships, Livestrong bracelets, hot chicks, and Howard Stern. Adam also talks about a couple exchanges he had with the Baldwin brothers.

Before going into the news, Alison talks about a personal news story: a hotel bellhop saw her naked in her hotel room while she was drying her hair. The guys talk to an actual bellhop in the audience, and try to determine the proper protocol for knocking, as well as tipping. The guys also talks about Obama being in town, and how close New York is to legalizing gay marriage.

Adam is then thrilled to welcome ‘This American Life’ executive producer and host, Ira Glass to the show. Ira talks about being a Loveline fan back in the day, and relates to the frustration of bringing a radio show to television. Adam talks to Ira about his favorite episode of TAL, where a man wanted to have his bull cloned, despite evidence saying it was a bad idea. The guys also talk about Adam’s Guinness Book of World Records for Most Downloaded Podcast, and the proper waitress tipping etiquette.

Returning to the news, Justin Bieber is in town selling his new perfume, and Bald Bryan has an update about his reaction to Adam’s show last night, since he was in the crowd. The guys also talk about the apprehension of a famous gangster in Santa Monica, and the show wraps up with the audience getting riled up over brand names that may disappear in 2012.

See Ira at www.TheTalentShowBrandVarietyShow.com and listen to episodes of This American Life on NPR, iTunes, or at www.ThisAmericanLife.org

You can also visit www.Birbigs.com, and follow Mike on Twitter @Birbigs.

Also be sure to subscribe to the Adam Carolla UStream Video Channel to see the show live! www.UStream.tv/ACEBroadcasting. 

Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producer: Mike August

Producer: Mike Lynch 

Producer: Mike Dawson

Audio/Voice Over/Post-Production: Mike Dawson

Newsgirl: Alison Rosen

Sound Effects: Bryan Bishop

Technical Director: Logan Moy

Researcher: Chris Laxamana

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

Jun 23, 2011

Adam complains about his Father’s Day gifts and talks about his first flight ever on Jet Blue. He talks about the ridiculous back and forth he had with the flight attendant, and the wacky driver who took him from JFK airport. Alison then goes into the audience to take questions for Adam, and Adam shares his thoughts on piercings, tattoos, STDs, and Jimmy Kimmel.

Comedian Jim Norton then joins the stage next, and talks about the happy ending massage he got earlier in the day. Adam and Alison question him further about massage etiquette and Adam goes on a rant about why he shouldn’t have to tip them. Jim also talks about getting hit on by a dude at a health spa, and Adam recalls his House of Nanking experience in San Francisco.

Before going into the news, a note’s been passed around the club that says Justin Bieber was at the show, only now he’s left. The guys also talk about the Yemen prison break, the new Miss USA, and George Clooney being back on the market. Later they discuss the new Mormon campaign in Times Square, and Adam compares the miscast billboard photo to the Home Alarm System commercials.

The next news story is Forbes’ list of the 27 Highest Grossing Musical Acts of the last year. The guys discuss acts like U2, Bon Jovi, and Elton John, and Adam tries to make the distinction between bad songs and effed out songs. The final news story involves somebody peeing in Portland’s water source, which gets Adam talking about all the various places he’s enjoyed peeing since he learned that urine is sterile.

Check out Jim Norton’s site at www.EatABullet.com

Also be sure to subscribe to the Adam Carolla UStream Video Channel to see the show live! www.UStream.tv/ACEBroadcasting. 

Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producer: Mike August

Producer: Mike Lynch 

Producer: Mike Dawson

Audio/Voice Over/Post-Production: Mike Dawson

Newsgirl: Alison Rosen

Sound Effects: Bryan Bishop

Technical Director: Logan Moy

Researcher: Chris Laxamana

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

Jun 22, 2011

Adam begins the show discussing how he was woken up in the middle of the night by his carbon monoxide alarm going off. He talks about the famous tennis player who died from carbon monoxide poisoning, and wonders why women are more concerned about filtered water, and less about the more serious dangers. The guys also listen to another snippet of The Lotzi Tapes, where Adam’s grandpa talks about growing up in Hungary during WWI.

Today’s guest is blogger Kelly Oxford, who’s recently been spending more time in LA thanks to the very generous Jimmy Kimmel and his girlfriend, Molly. Adam talks to Kelly about writing a pilot that was eventually executive produced by Jessica Alba, and asks her if she ever tried to be a model. Kelly talks about ‘conning her way’ into the business, but mostly just focusing on blogging since 1997. The guys also talk about conversations that their parents should have had with them, but never did.

Moving into the day’s news, the top story is Bam Margera’s response to Roger Ebert’s insensitive tweet about the passing of Jackass member Ryan Dunn. Adam says that Ebert is entitled to his opinion, but that he probably should have given everyone a week or so to mourn. Kelly agrees, saying that people tweet offensive stuff all the time, and doesn’t see why this is news. Also in the news is the announcement of disturbing new cigarette labels, and the announcement of a Mormon running for President.

Adam speaks about how he doesn’t care who runs for President, as long as they’re level headed and have a moral compass that points straight. He points out that it doesn’t really matter that we now have a black President, things haven’t really changed all that much. As the show wraps up, the guys talk about Michael Bay finally breaking his silence as to why Megan Fox was replaced in the latest Transformers movie, and the group discusses whether or not Megan still has a career ahead of her.

Check out Kelly’s blog at www.kellyoxford.tumblr.com, or follow her on Twitter @KellyOxford

Also be sure to subscribe to the Adam Carolla UStream Video Channel to see the show live! www.UStream.tv/ACEBroadcasting. 

Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producer: Mike Lynch 

Producer: Mike Dawson

Voice Over/Post-Production: Mike Dawson

Newsgirl: Alison Rosen

Sound Effects: Bryan Bishop

Audio: Jeff Fox

Researcher: Brian Meyer

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

Jun 21, 2011

Adams talks about his trip to the optometrist, and the conversation he had with the doctor about the film ‘Crimes and Misdemeanors,’ which the guy did not recognize.  He also talks about getting some sass from his kid Sonny, and calls his assistant in to discuss why his call-in numbers were incorrect this morning. The guys then listen to a segment of The Lotzi Tapes, and Adam goes on a jag about the spelling of his grandpa’s hometown.

Next up, the guys play a round of Mr. Brightside, where you call in to tell Adam your problems, and he tries to make you feel better. Callers include a guy who was dumped by his girlfriend over the phone, a guy who got bit at a concert, and a wedding DJ who accidentally displayed his porn on the big screen. Adam’s favorite call takes home a pair of free tickets to an upcoming performance.

Today’s guest is Jim Florentine, also known as Special Ed on Crank Yankers. The guys listen to a classic clip from the show, and talk about recording the call during the first season. Adam recalls that a lot of upcoming talent helped out on the show before they were considered famous, and he talks with Jim about how the show influenced his stand-up career.

Jumping into the news, the Supreme Court heard the case against Walmart regarding female discrimination, but said the class action lawsuit is not allowed. The guys also talk about what goes on in a 99cent store, and Adam talks about getting stuff for free all the time as an adult, and never having enough as a kid. Adam then goes on a tangent about his maid getting a boob job; and as the show wraps up, the guys discuss the death of Jackass’s Ryan Dunn, and comedians getting in trouble for saying bad things on stage.

Visit www.JimFlorentine.com for more info on today’s guest. 

Also be sure to subscribe to the Adam Carolla UStream Video Channel to see the show live! www.UStream.tv/ACEBroadcasting. 

Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producer: Mike Lynch 

Producer: Mike Dawson

Audio/Voice Over/Post-Production: Mike Dawson

Newsgirl: Alison Rosen

Sound Effects: Bryan Bishop

Technical Director: Logan Moy

Researcher: Chris Laxamana

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

Jun 20, 2011

At the top of the show, Adam talks about his Father’s Day at Hollywood Park with Jimmy, Cousin Sal, and the kids. Adam discusses some disturbing details he noticed at the racetracks, and also Sonny’s day betting on horses. Today’s guest, Alonzo Bodden, then joins the stage, and talks with the guys about the ridiculousness of dragons, shark and bear attacks, and Siegfried and Roy.

Moving into the news, a republican senator recently came out in support of gay marriage, and his speech is causing some controversy. Adam mostly just wants to move on with life and stop hearing the same stupid arguments over and over again. Alonzo agrees that we have much bigger issues that are being ignored, and the guys talk about why black people aren’t more sympathetic to the gay plight. The guys also try to figure out who they would send to ‘Retard Island.’

Also in the news is the sad passing of Springsteen saxophonist Clarence Clemons. The guys all agree the man had a great run, and talk about the longevity of rock stars and horn players. Later the guys talk about the couple photographed making out during the Stanley Cup riots, as well as a confusing new left turn arrow light that’s being implemented around the country.

Adam tells a story from his time racing at Laguna Seca, and the guys talk about shitty parking and valet policies. There’s also a story about a guy who found $17,000 cash in the street, and it reminds Adam of the time his mom made him return the $50 he found at the mall. As the show wraps up, the guys talk about ‘cone-ing’, doggie bag etiquette, and who’s truly Adam’s #1 black friend.

Visit www.AlonzoLive.com for the latest show dates.

 

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Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producer: Mike August

Producer: Mike Lynch

Producer: Mike Dawson

Audio/Voice Over/Post-Production: Mike Dawson

Researcher: Logan Moy

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

Jun 17, 2011

Adam opens the show complaining about an awkward exchange he had with an old guy at a stop sign. He talks about the major miscommunications that people have on the road when they try to direct traffic on their own, and also talks about backing into a bunch of garbage cans after Lynette didn’t help him guide the car. Alison then goes into the audience to take some questions for Adam.

Rob Schneider comes on stage next, and comments on a jag Adam goes on about celebrity ball-sacks. The guys discuss the lengths to which men and women go to become attractive, and talk about merkins and merkin salesmen. Later, they discuss who has the biggest calves in Hollywood, and Rob talks about the worst drivers in the world, which he recently encountered in China on his honeymoon.

Moving into the news, Anthony Weiner has officially resigned. The guys make fun of a Weiner photo, and discuss whether or not sexting counts as cheating. The conversation then becomes about why guys want to get married if they really want to be alone. The guys also talk about Larry Flynt’s offer to hire Weiner for Hustler, and the riots in Canada after the Vancouver Canucks lost the Stanley Cup to the Boston Bruins.

Adam accidentally spills his beer, prompting Rob to jump into a killer Lovitz impression, chastising Adam for the party foul. The guys then discuss the ‘treasure hunter’ who is on the search for Osama Bin Laden’s body, and the new LACMA art display that’s actually a giant boulder about to fall over. As the show wraps up, the guys talk about the failed war on drugs, the next evolution of pot, and the Schwarzenegger scandal.

Visit www.RobSchneider.com for more info on tonight’s guest. 

Be sure to subscribe to the Adam Carolla UStream Video Channel to see the show live! www.UStream.tv/ACEBroadcasting. 

Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producer: Mike August

Producer: Mike Lynch

Producer: Mike Dawson

Audio/Voice Over/Post-Production: Mike Dawson

Technical Director: Logan Moy

Researcher: Chris Laxamana

Camera: Gary Smith

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

Jun 16, 2011

Adams opens the show talking about the many gifts he’s received when he interacts with fans on the road. Recently he got a CD that contained an audio interview with his grandfather Lotzi, as part of a project where people who went through Ellis Island were spoken to. First, the guys dissect an old family photo of the Carollas, then they listen to a snippet from Lotzi’s interview.

Alison Rosen starts the news, and talks about comedian Louis CK’s defense of the hateful comments that Tracy Morgan made earlier this week. Adam has recently noticed a pattern of people getting busted for things they say while doing stand up or Twitter, and tries to figure out when and why society took this turn. The guys also look at John Edwards’s mug shots, and talk about some advancements in gynecology.

Next up, the guys jump to the phones to take your relationship calls. The first caller is trying to figure out how to balance his booty calls, and the next is concerned that her marriage is getting stale. Adam also helps a guy cope with some baby mama drama, and takes another call from someone who’s been with his high school sweetheart forever and is considering playing the field.

Today’s guest is conservative commentator Evan Sayet. Evan says that he doesn’t position himself as right wing, but rather as being anti-left wing. He and Adam discuss the situation in Israel, and the idea of modern liberalism. They also talk about the US being an exceptional country, and how the ‘reward and merit’ mentality has been thrown off as of late. The guys also discuss the threat of Communism growing up, and how Islam is seen in America today. As the show wraps up, the guys dissect a couple Springsteen songs, and Adam listens to John Hiatt.

Visit www.EvanSayet.com for more info on today’s guest. 

Also be sure to subscribe to the Adam Carolla UStream Video Channel to see the show live! www.UStream.tv/ACEBroadcasting. 

Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producer: Mike Lynch 

Producer: Mike Dawson

Audio/Voice Over/Post-Production: Mike Dawson

Technical Director: Chris Laxamana

Researcher: Logan Moy

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

Jun 15, 2011

Before going into the news, Adam complains about the Do Not Touch cup that was violated in his house. He also talks about a sticker that left residue on the bottom of the cup no matter how hard he scrubbed. Alison then reads the top news story, about Mildred Baena, mother of Schwarzenegger’s Love Child, who has finally spoken up about the situation. Adam also goes on a rant after hearing about a guy who got kicked off a plane for saying the f-word.

Today’s guest is legendary actor Lance Henriksen, and Adam talks to him about being recognized on the streets. They also discover that Lance and Adam were both unable to read until they were in their 30s. Adam finds out a bit more about Lance’s childhood, and how he hitchhiked across the country at the age of 12. They also talk about his experiences in acting school with other greats like Al Pacino and Mickey Rourke, and how he ultimately got his big break.

The guys then discuss some of Lance’s other memorable rules, particularly as the character of Bishop in the film Aliens. From there, they talk about Lance’s biography, as well as the next project he’s working on with Ron Perlman. Lance then talks about the unique experience of being an actor, and trying to figure out who you are when the cameras aren’t rolling.

Returning to the news, Hugh Hefner will not be getting married again, as his fiancé has had a change of heart. The guys debate whether or not Hef’s recent string of fake blondes is actually tarnishing his legacy. Also in the news is a message from LeBron to his fans as he copes with the NBA Finals loss, and a girl who was kicked out of a movie theater for texting. The show wraps up with a discussion about poor families having kids they can’t afford, and the guys talk about their upcoming Father’s Day plans.

Visit www.NotBadForAHuman.com to grab a limited edition hardcover copy of Lance’s biography. You can also get the paperback by clicking through to Amazon. 

Also be sure to subscribe to the Adam Carolla UStream Video Channel to see the show live! www.UStream.tv/ACEBroadcasting. 

Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producer: Mike Lynch 

Producer: Mike Dawson

Audio/Voice Over/Post-Production: Mike Dawson

Technical Director: Logan Moy

Researcher: Chris Laxamana

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

Jun 14, 2011

At the top of the show, Adam talks about his day of filming for the Speed Channel. Today he had to teach a blonde chick how to drive a stick shift, and he was very satisfied with having taught her. Larry Miller is also in studio, and the guys jump into a round of Blah Blah Blog, where the group tries to guess who wrote the ridiculous blog. Adam rants about Sean Penn, and Larry drools over Scarlett Johansson.

Today’s guest is author and Parent Experiment cohost Stefanie Wilder Taylor. Stefanie spends some time talking about her new book and how she started her writing career, as well as her move into cohosting The Parent Experiment. Adam would like to run his own experiment, where Lynette brings home all the money for one year, and Adam gets to stash his stuff in Donny’s warehouse. Stefanie then talks about working for a variety of bad dating shows, and explains how she used to write jokes for producers with no senses of humor.

The guys also talk about Stefanie’s work as the cohost of The Parent Experiment. Adam says that his wife Lynette loves working with her, and clearly the feeling is mutual. The guys also talk more about Adam and Lynette’s relationship, and how Adam is coming to terms with trying to clean up the open chip bags and dirty coffee mugs that are left around the house. He also talks about his own early days as a slob, and how he had to turn his own attitude around.

Moving into the news, the top story is the Mavericks victory over the Heat in the NBA finals. Alison struggles to pronounce the details of the game, and Adam cracks a joke about her starting her own sports podcast. The guys also watch a video of Michele Bachmann running for president, and discuss whether or not a female will ever take that position. As the show wraps up, the guys talk about a series of other news stories: Harold Camping’s stroke, the violent car crashes at Le Mans, a McDonalds hoax, and the elimination of DUI Checkpoint apps.

If you haven’t already, subscribe to The Parent Experiment, right here on the ACE Broadcasting Network.

Visit www.StefanieWilderTaylor.com and follow Stef on Twitter @SWilderTaylor

And be sure to subscribe to the Adam Carolla UStream Video Channel to see the show live! www.UStream.tv/ACEBroadcasting. 

Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producer: Mike Lynch 

Producer: Mike Dawson

Audio/Voice Over/Post-Production: Mike Dawson

Technical Director: Logan Moy

Researcher: Chris Laxamana

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

Jun 13, 2011

Adam opens the show discussing his kids’ birthday over the weekend. Adam got there a little late and was forced to block a couple cars when he parked. Of course the first person to leave was someone he blocked. Adam also talks about hanging out with the ‘party pals,’ and discusses the conversation he had with his wife about appearing on The Talk.

Over the weekend, more news emerged in regards to Anthony Weiner, who is now taking a leave of absence.  Alison also mentions the real life attack crows who are acting out, and talks about Tracy Morgan’s homophobic rant. Adam says we’re turning into a nation of tattle tales, and blames the 24-hour news cycle on the amount of bullshit stories we’re forced to listen to now.

Both Dr. Bruce, and today’s guest Diane Farr, join the show next. Adam recalls a recent dinner he had with Diane and her husband, and talks about the worst native foods in each culture. Adam also talks about working with Diane on his Loveline TV show, and all the other female cohosts who he was forced to work with. He also rants about having to wait several times on Pamela Anderson, and talks to Diane about her early days managing a bar and trying to break into the modeling/acting biz.

Things then transition into Dr. Spazz’s Healthwatch. Dr. Bruce talks about the rise of measles here in the states. He also talks about the problems with sex addiction, as they relate to the case of Anthony Weiner and the influence of the internet. Adam advises people to look at porn that looks like their significant other to avoid getting in trouble. Dr. Bruce also mentions the hazards of ‘water walking balls.’ As the show wraps up, the guys jump to the phone lines talk about inter-racial relationships, and give away a copy of Diane’s new book on the topic.

Visit www.KissingOutsideTheLines.com, and pick up a copy of Diane’s new book through Amazon.

You can also follow Dr. Bruce on Twitter @DrBruceH

Be sure to subscribe to the Adam Carolla UStream Video Channel to see the show live! www.UStream.tv/ACEBroadcasting. 

Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producer: Mike Lynch 

Producer: Mike Dawson

Audio/Voice Over/Post-Production: Mike Dawson

Technical Director: Logan Moy

Phones/Researcher: Gary Smith

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

Jun 10, 2011

Adam opens the show talking about a ‘slow motion train wreck’ as he prepared to race at Laguna Seca. He also talks about all the free racing suits he’s been getting, only to have to pay for them later.  Adam then talks about his experience filming The Talk, and goes on a rant about why gay guys can’t understand that straight guys don’t care about the same things as they do.

Alison then goes into the audience to take some questions for Adam. One fan wants to get a tattoo of Adam on his chest, and Adam talks about how far someone has to go for him to pull a restraining order or call the cops on someone. A female audience member tells Adam that he’s on her ‘list,’ and he finds out the other celebrities that made the cut. Adam also shares his thoughts on fashion and waterless urines.

Nicole Sullivan joins the stage, and talks to Adam about working with William Shatner on the television series S#*% My Dad Says. Adam asks Nicole about Shatner’s fascination with horses, and the guys talk about how bored they get by them. Nicole also talks about growing up in New York with her politician father, and the guys talk about the annoying entrance bell in pointless tchotchkes stores.

Moving into the news, Weinergate continues. Alison reads an explicit transcript between Anthony Weiner and a blackjack dealer, and Adam talks about the differences between what turns men and women on. Adam then rants about the illegal immigrant situation after hearing about Alabama’s new legislation, and talks about the supposedly incendiary remarks that Christopher Titus made the last time he was on Adam’s show. After a story about soldiers being charged extra money for bringing extra luggage onto a plane, Adam ends the show ranting about Mayor Villaretardo.

Be sure to subscribe to the Adam Carolla UStream Video Channel to see the show live! www.UStream.tv/ACEBroadcasting. 

Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producer: Mike Lynch 

Producer: Mike August

Audio/Voice Over/Post-Production: Mike Dawson

Technical Director: Logan Moy

Researcher: Chris Laxamana

Camera: Bryan Thompson

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

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