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Aug 31, 2010

Bald Bryan helps open the show by saying he feels let down for his recent performance at the Live Show. Adam compliments him on his soundboard work, and talks about his love of drops in general. He also compliments Teresa on her sense of humor, and points out how much he and Lynette agrees she contributes to the show. Teresa also talks about working with Jack Silver again, the adjusting to AM radio.

 

After a discussion about their depressing families, Adam and Teresa jump into the news. Teresa talks about Mad Men creator Matt Weiner being cut off at the Emmys, and both she and Adam agree they are sick of Betty White. Teresa also talks about The Huffington Post’s offer to destroy Glen Beck’s reputation and take him off the political map, but Adam says he doesn’t find him hateful. They talk a bit more about his politics, but Adam concludes that we’ve got ‘bigger fish to fry’ and that he’s not really causing any harm.

 

Larry Miller comes in the studio, agreeing whole-heartedly, and joking about having last week’s bit stuck in his head for the entire week. Everyone tells stories of having Bald Bryan’s drops stuck in their head, and Larry and Adam talk about belly dancers who must smell awful. Larry plays a round of Hypothetical Road trips, and has hilarious confusion over The Hills.

 

Adam welcomes Shim Moore to the show, lead singer of the Australian rock band Sick Puppies. Shim talks about the band’s new record, ‘Tri-Polar’ and also discusses moving out to LA five years ago. Adam asks him about being the lead singer of the band, and what it’s like to have requests that aren’t met. Shim then plays the band’s new single, ‘Maybe,’ and Teresa remarks that he must get a lot of women. Everyone talks about Australian social skills, and what it’s like to grow up being bullied.

 

In the rest of the news, the top story involves Paris Hilton’s felony cocaine possession. Adam talks about ‘no tolerance’ vs. ‘zero tolerance,’ and Shim discusses the Australian DUI process in relation to Mel Gibson. Teresa wraps up the news discussing the Chilean miners that are still trapped, and Adam imagines what it would be like to entertain them. 

 

Find out where Shim and the band are playing at: www.sickpuppies.net

 

Also be sure to check out: www.larrymillerhumor.com

 

Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producers: Mike Dawson & Mike Lynch

Audio: Mike Dawson

Writer: Mike Lynch

Production Engineer: Logan Moy & Katie Levine

Search: Chris Laxamana

Build and Edit: Katie Levine

Phones: Brian Meyer

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

Aug 30, 2010

Adam opens the show with What Can’t Adam Complain About. He takes suggestions from the 200 drunk people yelling at him, and also makes fun of a video clip from his favorite porn, Taboo II. He also complains about the new vortex beer bottles, and says they should have worked on making the beer taste better.

 

Teresa jumps into the news, with the top story involving Glen Beck’s rally to honor MLK’s speech about restoring America. She also talks about Paris Hilton’s recent arrest for cocaine possession, and Adam says we all need to cut her a break and let her be a coke whore if that’s what she wants to do. Teresa also tells a particularly gruesome story about a young boy putting a used condom in his mouth, and Isaac Hayes offers his comments on all of the stories.

 

Adam and Donny get into a heated discussion about living together and Donny wanting money for the oven he bought before he moved out. They reflect on what their landlord said was ‘the most disgusting apartment I’ve ever seen.’ He and Donny also complain about the swamp cooler Adam used to own, and Adam vents about his cheap father.

 

Comedian Dov Davidoff joins the stage and talks to Adam about his relationship with his wife. He and Dov talk about women’s love of drama, whereas guys need to keep a level head if they want the relationship to last forever. Dov also talks about his girlfriend who he met and had a threesome with, and also shows Teresa the life affirming stuff he has written on his arms. Adam and Dov both complain about their ‘crazy hippie intellectual’ moms, and Tersesa points out there’s ‘something macho yet vulnerable’ in Dov.

 

Adam performs This Week In Rage, counting down the things that pissed him off the most in the last seven days. He also gets in jabs about mini croissants, and people who try to defend spiders.

 

In the last part of the news, Teresa talks about Madonna’s parenting skills. Adam can’t understand why the kids are being taught French, and he and Dov commiserate to eating from a ‘microbiotic diet.’ The last story deals with Bristol Palin and The Situation both being new cast members on Dancing with the Stars, and Adam comes up with a fantastic idea to keep The Situation’s shirt on.

 

To see more from Dov, check out: www.dovlive.com

 

 

Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producers: Mike Dawson & Mike Lynch

Audio: Mike Dawson

Writer: Mike Lynch

Production Engineer: Logan Moy

Search: Katie Levine

Build and Edit: Katie Levine

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

Aug 27, 2010

It’s been some time since Adam took listener calls, so he’s very excited to jump right into it. The first caller just wants to see him perform live, and Adam tells her details about his two upcoming shows tomorrow at the Melrose Improv. Another caller asks him about ‘Mangria,’ and afterwards, Adam gets into a conversation with Bald Bryan about Undercover Boss and going to college at USC.

 

Next, Adam takes a ‘controversial call’ from a criminal defense attorney, who explains the standard excuses that various ethnicities use when involved in a domestic violence situation. Adam goes on a rant about America always kicking its own ass for being racist, but really we are more selective than that. He talks more about the education system, and says that we are doing a disservice by pretending it’s everyone’s problem, when it’s really focused on specific minorities. 

 

Adam also takes a call from an Australian listener, and contemplates going Down Under sometime. They talk about everything from racing cars to comedy music to the tax system. Adam also asks some questions about whether or not listeners abroad feel a disconnect when he rants about local issues, but he’s happy to hear that most listeners are just glad to have something to laugh about.

 

The next caller asks Adam about the decline of boxing popularity, and how he thinks it can be brought back into the main fold. Adam suggests some fights he’d like to see, and also some great fights he recalls seeing in the past. Adam also takes a call about personalized license plates, and teases Bryan about family members all named after the same letter.

 

A female caller would like to know how old is too old to start having a family, and another female caller puts her daughter on the line to do a killer Carolla impression. For the final call of the day, someone asks Adam why he doesn’t try putting his name on a vineyard or wine bottle. Both Adam and Bald Bryan think it’s a spectacular idea.

 

Add @AdamCarolla on Twitter for updates on when Adam will be taking calls next. 

 

Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producers: Mike Dawson & Mike Lynch

Audio: Mike Dawson

Writer: Mike Lynch

Production Engineer: Logan Moy

Search: Katie Levine

Build and Edit: Katie Levine

Phones: Brian Meyer

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

Aug 26, 2010

Teresa recently received a blurb for her book from Dr. Drew. She talks with Adam about being nervous to ask for it, but eventually reads it out loud. Since Teresa’s book deals with parenting, she and Adam go into tons of details about their relationships with their parents. Adam also rants against working with a talk show personality who tried to take over his Loveline project with Dr. Drew, and talks about the time he told her to fuck off.

 

Patrick Warburton arrives just as the news opens up. He talks about his new movie Rockslide, but quickly jumps into an anecdote about racing cars against Adam. The top news story involves Miss Philippines, who suggested during the pageant that she’s never made a mistake. Adam, Teresa and Patrick all talk about the things that they regret, though for Adam it’s more about regretting not telling people off that he should have.

 

Everyone listens to an audio of the dumbest speech ever recorded at a beauty pageant, and also discuss the fallout of the Tiger Woods and Elin divorce. Adam talks about some of the ways money can make you happen, and questions with Patrick about what it would be like to date Tiger.

 

Patrick talks about the new car he just bought, and compares it to being with a ‘beautiful but damaged’ lady. Teresa mentions a story about a guy screaming at his bike, and it reminds Patrick of guys that are physically in love with their cars. Adam jokes about Jay Leno, and Patrick talks about racing against him in another race. Adam comments on Leno’s car shop, comparing it to the joys of vintage racing. To wrap up the show, Teresa tells a news story about an obsessive ex-boyfriend, and Patrick offers some interesting dating advice for the experienced sushi eater.

 

Check out Patrick’s latest film at: www.rockslydethemovie.com

 

Rules of Engagement premieres Sept 20th on CBS.

 

 

Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producers: Mike Dawson and Mike Lynch

Audio: Mike Dawson

Writer: Mike Lynch

Production Engineer: Logan Moy

Search: Chris Laxamana

Build and Edit: Chris Laxamana

Phones: Brian Meyer

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

Aug 25, 2010

Alanna Ubach is filling in for Teresa and the news. She and Adam discuss her previous work in Meet the Fockers, and also about being naked on camera for the HBO series Hung. They talk about working with Hung star Thomas Jane, then go into personal details about Alanna's 'sexual motor' and relationship status.

 

In the news, a man carrying two knives recently tried to break into Paris Hilton's home. Adam can't decide if it's fun or not to be her, and Alanna talks about Paris' new pair of fake boobs. Both Adam and Alanna fantasize about banging Natalie Portman, and Adam warns male listeners not to get defensive about the size of their dicks. Alanna also mentions the time that Adam may have hit on her sister, and Adam tries to recall whether or not this actually happened.

 

Also in the news, George Michael has admitted to smoking marijuana after crashing his car back in July. Alanna tells Adam that George Michael now makes money writing trance party music for the gay clubs. She and Adam then improvise a scene of him trying to pick someone up at a gay bar. Alanna also does a killer Scarface impression.

 

Bill Simmons enters the studio, pointing out Adam's lazy plaid outfit. Adam talks about his wife taking his son into the doctor because of ear infection, and Bill offers the latest advice he's heard about medication for kids. Adam then starts talking to him about writing a blurb for his book, and Bill explains the publishing system and what it takes to make the Bestseller List. Bill speaks from experience: his 700-page Book of Basketball caused some controversy with publishers because of the length, but ultimately became a huge hit.

 

He and Adam start talking more about entertainment related issues, discussing the merits of Louis CK's new show, and what it's like to work on a sitcom with unfunny executives in charge. Bill also reminds Adam of his theory that 'the wrong sequel is always on TV,' and they talk about classic Chuck Norris projects like 'Missing in Action' and 'Walker Texas Ranger'.  Adam challenges anyone to leave their computer at home and put themselves at the mercy of what's regularly on television. They also talk about seeing The Expendables together, and the dangers of texting while driving.

 

Adam takes a listener call, who suggests to Adam and Bill to auction off a seat watching football with Jimmy and the gang. They transition into some sports talk, discussing Brett Favre's career choices and the size of his property. Wrapping up the show, Adam pitches his latest film idea to Bill, and Bill convinces Adam to pitch a movie he's been alluding to for a long time.

 

Listen to Bill Simmons through The B.S. Report on ESPN. Pick up 'The Book of Basketball,' or follow him on Twitter @sportsguy33

 

You can find out more about Alanna Ubach at:

 

www.alannaubach.net

 

 

 

Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producers: Mike Dawson and Mike Lynch

Audio: Mike Dawson

Writer: Mike Lynch

Production Engineer: Logan Moy

Search:  Katie Levine

Build and Edit: Katie Levine 

Phones: Brian Meyer

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

Aug 24, 2010

Adam and Teresa talk about her new radio gig, and a recent interview with Dick Van Dyke. Adam also discusses the ‘relativeness of life’ and how it affects old peoples’ sleeping habits. He improvises a new documentary called ‘What the Fuck Happened?’ and talks about life crawling by behind the McDonald’s grill. Teresa also gives an update on her financial situation, and begins the process of forgiveness with her father.

 

The top news story today involves the 33 miners still trapped in Chile. They talk about the doctors’ attempts to communicate with the men who will likely be there through Christmas, and Adam imagines himself in the situation, complaining about his surroundings and receiving notes from his family. Teresa also discusses the Disney employee involved in a headscarf scandal, and Adam rants about the ‘Ground Zero Mosque.’

 

Larry Miller comes in studio, and starts talking about ‘brain tattoos.’ They get into a conversation about some of the strange things people say as they try to think of the next thing to say. Adam talks about cops doing tons of ‘extra talk’ because they’re usually ‘doofus dudes that let their fists do the talking’ and can’t give you a chance to talk back. Larry also plays a few rounds of the Hypothetical Road Trip game, and tries his best to correct his recent record.

 

Saturday Night Live alumni Chris Parnell enters the studio, and talks about his newest television series, ‘Big Lake.’ He discusses working with Horatio Sanz on both his latest show, and Saturday Night Live, and goes into more depth about the emotional journey of being hired, fired, re-hired, and ultimately re-fired from the SNL gig. He and Adam talk about working in the Groundlings, and also reflect on some of their favorite SNL characters and sketches.

 

In the second part of the news, Teresa reports on the terrible traffic jam in China, now going on its ninth day. Adam talks about certain cultures driving habits, and then acts as a helicopter traffic reporter, reporting live from the scene. Teresa then talks about the new Hollywood trend of ‘unbranding’ celebrities, and discusses the careers of various Jersey Shore stars. ‘The Situation’ is doing remarkably well, and Teresa and Adam are both shocked by his upcoming book deal. To wrap the show up, Adam and Teresa talk about the importance of having the right people blog their own books, and Adam suggests a power trio he wants to arrange.

 

Catch Big Lake on Comedy Central, Tuesday nights at 10pm.

 

Start your mornings with Teresa on KABC from 6am-9am on 790.

 

And check out Larry Miller at www.larrymillerhumor.com

 

Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producers: Mike Dawson & Mike Lynch

Audio: Chris Laxamana

Writer: Mike Lynch

Production Engineer: Logan Moy

Search: Katie Levine

Build and Edit: Logan Moy

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

Aug 23, 2010

Taylor Morgan is stepping in for Teresa today, who's just gotten her own morning radio show. Adam talks about just returning from his run of shows in Denver, and goes into detail about the 'perfect storm of miscommunication' that is traveling with Donny and Mike August. He also goes on a rant about airport security, and talks about the backhanded comments he gets from friends of fans that are obviously not fans themselves.

 

Before jumping into the news, Adam and Bryan get a bit more background on Taylor Morgan. She talks about doing radio in Santa Barbara (among other places), and she and Adam talk about how beautiful the city is. Adam compares it to the grafitti-and-pothole ridden city of Los Angeles, and talks a bit more about the 'super aggressive, hyper-sexual' billboards on every corner. News stories revolve around Spencer Pratt doing something douchey yet again, and also a story about the Middle East, which prompts Adam to talk about the state of our 'global village' and how things may be in the next 50 years.

 

Next, Adam takes a few listener calls for a round of Hobo Power. You tell us the worst stench you've ever encountered, and Adam rates it on a scale from 1-100. This week, stories revolve around Middle Easterners who don't bathe, wrestler BMs, and repairing a broken sewage main.

 

Author Scott Sigler enters the studio, and talks about his website where currently he records his own audiobooks from the novels he writes, and paces them much like the old time serial radio shows. Adam talks to him more about researching his science fiction novels, and says that he wishes films and stories opened with larger explanations that would allow him to enjoy the story more. They start talking about stem-cell research and animal viruses, and Adam goes on a rant about people complaining about 'Big Pharmaceuticals.'

 

In the second part of the news, Taylor brings up the nation wide protests happening next week because men can be topless and women cannot. Adam and Bryan joke about watching the protests with some beers and weed (and find out more information at gotopless.org). The next story talks about the giant egg recall, which Adam says doesn't really concern his life that much (eggsafety.org). Lastly, they start discussing Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Love Hewitt, who Adam says needs to stop complaining when people say she's got a big ass. Taylor jokes that Cameron Diaz is starting to get weird looking, and reports that Lady Gaga is now the #1 most followed celebrity on twitter and facebook.

 

To find out more from Scott Sigler, visit: www.scottsigler.com

 

 

Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producers: Mike Dawson and Mike Lynch

Audio: Mike Dawson

Writer: Mike Lynch

Production Engineer: Logan Moy

Search: Katie Levine

Build and Edit: Katie Levine 

Phones: Brian Meyer

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

Aug 20, 2010

Getting right to the news, Paul Reubens recently did an interview with Playboy talking about his arrest in an adult movie theater. Adam and Teresa discuss the facts of the case, and Adam comments on masturbation habits. They go on a side jag about some of the ‘strange procedures’ Adam has gone through over the years, but Adam brings it back to the arrest with complaints about the usage of police resources.

 

Next up is the reveal of the 10 Sexiest Celebrity Stoners. Everyone talks about Charlize Theron and her apple bong, and Dawson chimes in as being ‘the MacGuyver of bongs’. Talking more about getting high and spacing out, Adam recalls losing his car at the Rose Bowl, and Teresa talks about having sleep deprivation as a result of her baby. At some point Donny comes in to defend himself for not getting Adam the right cup of coffee while they were in Pebble Beach.

 

Comedian of Comedy Brian Posehn enters the studio lookin’ fit. He talks about raising a 15-month-old kid, and his experiences losing weight and being very tall. Adam talks with him about growing up with the feeling of never wanting kids or a family, but eventually making the switch. Brian also goes into more detail about some of the adversity he faced growing up ‘the poor skinny weird kid that tried to be funny.’

 

Before a few rounds of Made-Up Movie, Donny comes in to fix the phones. After getting through the technical difficulties, Adam takes your calls of fake movie titles, and turns them into brilliant plots in minutes.

 

Everyone listens to a track off Brian’s album, ‘Fart and Wiener Jokes.’ They talk about the strange lyrics found in classic Kenny Rogers songs, and break down the lyrics to both ‘Ruby, Don’t Take Your Love To Town’ and ‘Coward of The County.’  Adam talks about the time he interviewed Kenny Rogers, and also jokes about what it must have been like to collaborate with the guy or have a song written about you.

 

To hear more from Brian Posehn, visit: http://www.brianposehn.com

 

 

Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producers: Mike Dawson & Mike Lynch

Audio: Mike Dawson

Writer: Mike Lynch

Production Engineer: Logan Moy

Search: Chris Laxamana

Build and Edit: Katie Levine

Phones: Brian Meyer

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

Aug 19, 2010

Teresa is out today, so Mike Lynch is stepping in for the news. But before they get started, Adam tells a couple Donny stories. The first involves a long rant where Adam discusses the conspiracy of paying for your water at restaurants, and the next is a drawn out discussion about Donny borrowing Adam’s CBS pilot and not explaining that he watched it. Bald Bryan also chimes in on the argument, trying to determine the proper social etiquette to giving your friend feedback.

 

In the news, Steven Tyler has been strongly suggested as the newest judge on American Idol. Adam and Mike agree that the show has lost its momentum, and reflect on the best Aerosmith songs. Later, Adam talks about a car auction where he didn’t bid on a car wanted, but heard was ‘not what you think it is.’ Afterwards he met the guy who bought the car, but he didn’t want to ruin his day. The last news story revolves around the highest paid hip-hop artists, and Adam goes on a long rant about rich people paying their ‘fair share’ of taxes.

 

The Mighty Mighty Bosstones frontman and long time friend Dicky Barrett sits on the couch, and talks about Mike August booking him for the show. They also talk about Adam’s big ‘Garage Mahal’ makeover, and the experience of renovating the warehouse out back. Adam compliments Dicky on his past work as a bartender, and Dicky talks about tending bars from the Fatted Calf in Boston, to Adam’s private parties. He and Adam decide to trade their favorite stories, and Dicky unravels a truly epic story about traveling through Mexico, and eating PB&J sandwiches.

 

In exchange, Adam tells the story of a road trip with his old friend Daniel Kellison, an obsessive Boston Red Sox fan. Adam complains about the boring car rides, and hanging out with rich people he didn’t like anyway. Everyone then goes on a side jag about watching sports, hanging with Bill Simmons and Cousin Sal, and later they throw in some music related talk about the history of ska and the better Reggae songs.

 

After a quick round of Germany or Florida, Dawson tells a story of trying to get tickets to a Bosstones’ show and getting recognized by Dicky at the end of the set. Adam talks about the energy of the horn section, and says they have the type of show where it doesn’t matter if you know the songs, you’ll have a great time no matter what.

 

To see The Bosstones’ upcoming tour dates, visit: 

 

http://www.bosstonesmusic.com/

 

 

Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producers: Mike Dawson & Mike Lynch

Audio: Mike Dawson

Writer: Mike Lynch

Production Engineer: Logan Moy

Search: Chris Laxamana

Build and Edit: Logan Moy

Phones: Brian Meyer

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

Aug 18, 2010

Adam opens up talking about being a trucker, and the various songs and movies based on that lifestyle. He wonders why people get excited about Tom Selleck Made-For-TV movies, when there are 'real movies' one or two channels over. He recalls a recent experience with Donny and Sandy Ganz, watching Walker Texas Ranger on TV. Haley Joel Osment and Mackenzie Phillips were both guest stars, and Adam can't believe the episodes made it to air. There's also some talk about racist backing music on the show, and Bald Bryan gushes about The Expendables.

 

Adam has a manuscript of his book with him, and he and Teresa start talking about the dedication pages. Adam doesn't understand why you have to thank people who are just doing their normal job, and wants to limit the amount of people he references. He talks about how some TV shows have tons of producers, and how this inflated number diminishes from the people who actually contribute to the show. Teresa, on the other hand, thanked tons of people in her book, however she recently removed her Dad from the list. She talks about the recent loan she co-signed with him, and the foreclosure that is now plaguing her credit. Adam rants about the non-responsibility of some people, and suggests their dads should have a  'financial tard off'. 

 

In the news, Dr. Laura is involved in a racial slur scandal after saying the N-word a reported 11 times during a listener call. They listen to the clip, as well as her follow up clip on Larry King suggesting that she is not renewing her radio contract when it's up at the end of the year so she can preserve her first amendment rights to say what she wants. Adam talks about the 'witch hunt for racists' in our country, but also doesn't understand why people listen to her show anyway. In other news, Tersesa brings up Blagojevich being found guilty of one felony offense.

 

Joel Stein enters the studio, immediately remarking on the condition of Adam's garage, which Adam explains is being renovated for a TV show. Joel is actually writing a book about how to be a man, so he can pass the knowledge onto his son. Since undergoing this project, he has done everything from UFC fighting, to firefighting, to hunting, and more. Joel talks about being trained to kickbox by Randy Couture, and also recalls with Adam a controversial boxing match he once attended. He also asks Adam to teach him about cars, and Adam spends a long time explaining how cars work, and what makes them so appealing.

 

Jumping back into the news, a South Carolina woman killed both of her kids, then faked a car crash to blame it on. Joel is fascinated by Teresa's selection of the story, and wonders if she feels better reading about bad parenting since she is currently raising a son. Teresa also talks about new developments in understanding Lou Gehrig disease, and Adam goes into a long rant about playing football and having your bell rung. He talks more about the 'sports mentality,' and how some people are 'used to dudes telling you how to do shit.' He wraps up the show talking about how his own son is a puss, and feels the need to teach him how to be a man. 

 

Reach Joel Stein via Twitter @TheJoelStein, or visit his website:

 

www.thejoelstein.com

 

 

Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producers: Mike Dawson and Mike Lynch

Audio: Mike Dawson

Writer: Mike Lynch

Production Engineer: Logan Moy

Search: Katie Levine

Build and Edit: Chris Laxamana 

Phones: Brian Meyer

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

Aug 17, 2010

Adam and Teresa jump directly into some sad local news: the fruit vendor who works near Teresa has been stabbed. They talk about the mental condition of people capable of such actions, and Adam gives some unique advice to people organizing the federal budget.

 

Teresa talks about the death of the Craig’s List killer in prison, and Adam anticipates the pending lawsuits. In other news, they also talk about Kara DiGuardio being let go from American Idol, and Adam is reminded of losing his job at the radio station. They also discuss more Mel Gibson drama, and lastly the relationship between Sadie Frost and Jude Law.

 

Larry Miller comes on the show and adds more color to Adam’s joke about living ‘ass-to-fist’. He and Adam laugh about how they used to write sitcom jokes back in the day, and also discuss life in prison. They play a round of Hypothetical Questions, and Teresa is reminded of her recent experience getting a book blurb from Jenny McCarthy. Larry also tells some stories from his party days, and Adam recalls dealing with drunk people.

 

Rachelle Spector comes in studio, and Adam talks to her about her marriage to producer Phil Spector. Adam asks about the rumors surrounding his large restaurant tips, and also gets more details about his second degree murder trial. Rachelle talks about her love and devotion to this day, and how she’s earned an investigative license to assist him in the court appeals process.

 

They also talk about her work at Genius Forever Records, and the release of her album, ‘Out of My Chelle.’ They listen to a sample and go on a side jag about trombone solos. Adam asks her a bit about her background, and suggests she would be great as a judge on American Idol. Rachelle talks to Adam about his experience on Dancing with the Stars, and asks him to hook her up with a gig.

 

Wrapping up the news, Teresa goes through thefrisky.com’s list of super inappropriate celebrity dads. Adam offers his criticisms of Rod Stewart, Ryan O’Neal, Donald Trump, and several others. They also talk to Rachelle about her marriage to an older man, and working on Phil Spector’s hairstyles.

 

 

You can find out more at www.rachellespector.com

 

Also be sure to visit www.larrymillerhumor.com

 

 

Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Audio: Mike Dawson

Writer: Mike Lynch

Production Engineer: Logan Moy

Search: Chris Laxamana

Build and Edit: Katie Levine

Phones: Brian Myer

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

Aug 16, 2010

Adam was still in Pebble Beach today so enjoy This Week in Last Week, looking back on the best moments of last week's Adam Carolla show.

Aug 13, 2010

Adam is already in complaint mode, talking about shitty songs that never end. The group listens to ‘American Woman,’ and Adam starts talking about the Bay City Rollers. A ‘gargantuan girl’ that he went to high school with was obsessed with the band, and even dressed in the same clothing.

 

Jumping into the news, Teresa lists off the highest paid TV Actors. Oprah and Judge Judy top the list, but Jimmy Kimmel is not too far behind. They start talking about Chelsea Handler’s book sales, which prompts Adam to talk a bit about his own.

 

Author Gregory Levey calls in to talk about his memoir, “Shut Up, I'm Talking: And Other Diplomacy Lessons I Learned in the Israeli Government.” He talks about his entire experience becoming a speechwriter for Israel’s ambassador to the UN. He and Adam also exchange their thoughts on Middle East politics, as well as hot Israeli chicks.

 

Teresa recalls her experiences on El Al airlines, then returns to the list of highest paid TV actors for the second part of the news. From there, she jumps into a wide variety of stories: Mexico’s battle for gay rights, a perverted Disneyland employee, and also Vogue’s 1924 Book of Etiquette.

 

Greg Fitzsimmons steps in, just as Teresa leaves. He and Adam quickly go a jag about the Peanuts gang, and also reggae music in Hawaii. Greg was recently there with his family, and is very bitter about the luau experience.

 

Adam takes a listener call from a guy who wants advice about marrying a woman who makes three times as much money as he does. Adam complains about his wife never making any money, but Greg tells the caller he thinks marrying a rich woman may inspire him to work harder. 

 

Wrapping up the show, Adam reflects a bit more on Jimmy’s presence on the highest paid TV actors list. He and Greg also discuss Adam’s recent Live Show in Tempe, AZ. They both recall experiences dealing with club owners, and also doing stand-up across the country.

 

Please visit our advertisers’ links, and also today’s guests:

 

www.gregfitzsimmons.com

 

www.gregorylevey.com

 

 

 

Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producer: Angie Fitzsimmons

Audio: Mike Dawson

Writer: Mike Lynch

Production Engineer: Logan Moy

Search: Chris Laxamana

Build and Edit: Katie Levine

Phones: Brian Meyer

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

Aug 12, 2010

Adam and Teresa jump right into the news. The Flint stabbing suspect is still on the loose, and Adam offers a better motive for the killer. Teresa talks about having to co-sign a loan for her father, and talks about the importance of living within your means. Adam also tells more stories from backstage during his recent run of shows in Tempe.

 

The Ragin Cajun, Stephen Domingue, enters the studio with several samplings of his delicious Cajun food. He’s just spent the last couple months touring the country; cooking and filming for a new reality competition on the Food Network. Teresa teases him about losing to the crepe guy, but Stephen can’t say a word about who won. He talks about coming to the city with nothing, and then trying to bring ‘fais do-do’ to LA (or essentially New Orleans culture).

 

Adam talks further with him about the culture, and also the experience of cooking and eating an alligator. Stephen talks about how the oil spill is affecting his business, and also the impact of other recent events like Hurricane Katrina and the Saints winning the Superbowl. He’ll soon be serving his food at USC football games, and be sure to check him out on the new Food Network series, The Great Food Truck Race.

 

Peter North comes in, and Adam asks him how many porno films he’s been in. Peter says he’s lost count, but something like 1700. He talks about growing up in Canada, moving to LA, and eventually claiming fame for ‘the money shot’. Everyone has a good laugh going through his various porn nicknames. Teresa asks him some very personal but interesting questions about the finer details of filming, and Peter also clears up the controversial gay porn issue. 

 

They talk a bit more about the current state of the porn industry, and Peter flashes back to some of his favorite co-stars, and stories from the set. They also talk about his family’s reactions to his career, and the times Peter was so turned off, he couldn’t go through with the scene. 

 

Back to the news, they talk about a guy caught marinating a live cat. They also talk about American Idol judges, Bill O’Reilly, and Jennifer Anniston, which eventually leads to a conversation about having to do shitty movies to stay relevant. The final news story involves Bachelorette star Ali and her threats of having controversial photos released. It leads Adam into a rant about invasion of privacy, and how we seem to have lost all sense of decency.

 

Find out more from The Ragin Cajun, Stephen Domingue, at http://www.ragincajunonwheels.com/ 

 

And also be sure to visit: www.peternorth.com

 

 

Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producer: Angie Fitzsimmons

Audio: Mike Dawson

Writer: Mike Lynch

Production Engineer: Logan Moy

Search: Chris Laxamana

Build and Edit: Chris Laxamana

Phones: Brian Meyer

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

Aug 11, 2010

 

Adam opens by talking about his recent run of stand-up shows in Arizona. He was recently talking to Sarah Silverman about how easy it is to do 90-minutes of stand-up when he has a project behind him, but of course, the lightbulb blew out towards the end of one of his shows. The new bulb wasn't working, so Adam was forced to do the show totally by himself. Donny chimes in to confirm that everything went great. Adam also takes a call from Kevin Nealon to discuss his fundraiser for his friend Big Joe, and Adam rants about members of his family always bumming him out.

 

The top news story deals with a Jet Blue flight attendant who got very upset after a dispute about the overhead bins. He told everyone off, grabbed some beers, and leaped out of the emergency exit onto the inflatable raft. Adam says he's now ready for all the bullshit lawsuits that will no doubt follow from people who were on the plane, and exposes his theory that gay men may be too high strung to be airline attendants. Another news story deals with Fantasia Barrino's suicide attempt, and the last deals with parents who lost custody of their children after several domestic incidents, including naming their kid after Adolf Hitler.

 

Today's guest is Adam Curry, host of the podcast “No Agenda”. Adam immediately talks about his European style, and talks to him about being tall and hugging Shaquille O'Neal. Curry also has a series of 2-minute 'Appisodes' which give video demos of popular apps that you may want to download. He talks about working on his own podcast, and how he once famously offered Howard Stern $100 million to move his show away from satellite and onto the internet. They talk about the future of the medium, and Curry offers his theories on Mel Gibson's recent behavior.

 

Talking more about running a podcast, Curry suggests to Adam that he should ask listeners to donate money to the show. Adam defends his decision to go a more commercial route, and Teresa points out that everyone has been very supportive of the show's advertisers. The conversation moves to the television business, and Curry says the Kardashian fad really pisses him off.

 

Speaking of entertainment news, Teresa says that they are about to make a biopic of Peggy Lee. They talk about the casting of Reese Witherspoon, and Adam draws comparisons to Sex and the City, and how the gay population will help that movie make money. Another news story deals with a confrontation where someone wiped a dirty diaper on somebody's car, and it reminds Adam of having to wipe his own kids' asses, even though they're four. The last news story involves a West Virginia man caught in the act with a mannequin, which reminds Curry of briefly attending school in the state. Curry talks further of growing up in Europe, and Adam praises his own 'spidey-sense' for recognizing this European quality earlier.

 

To hear more from Adam Curry, visit: www.noagendashow.com

And to get tickets for Kevin Nealon's fundraiser, visit: www.friendsofbigjoe.com

 

 

Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producer: Angie Fitzsimmons

Audio: Mike Dawson

Writer: Mike Lynch

Production Engineer: Logan Moy

Search: Chris Laxamana

Build and Edit: Logan Moy

Phones: Brian Meyer

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

 

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