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Apr 8, 2011

Streaming live for the first time from the Jon Lovitz Comedy Club, Adam opens the show complaining about being stuck under a speaker during his lunch, and ranting about shitty Phil Collins music. Alison also talks to Adam about a cut on his finger, and Adam tells a story about trying to help his kids open their toys.

 

In the news, the escaped Bronx zoo cobra has been found, and given a new name. The guys laugh about the snake’s apparent ability to tweet, and also discuss the discovery of the skeletal remains of the first gay caveman. Later, the guys go on a side jag about salad shooters, and Alison also tries out a joke from her old standup days.

 

Also in the news, the latest body modification trend is ‘elfin ears.’ The guys also talk about the two new Jersey Shore spinoffs, and talk about a guy arrested for jogging down the side of the freeway naked. It reminds Adam about streaking as a kid, and driving back from the beach totally naked and in a car full of male friends.

 

Chris Titus joins the show next, and can’t understand how Adam is able to justify his naked driving story. The guys talk about getting drunk and drawing dicks on guys’ faces, and other reckless behavior from when they were kids. Titus also talks about the charity he’s performing for, and he and Adam relate to trying material out on the picky segment producers for late night TV.

 

In the last part of the show, Alison returns to the news with yet another naked man story, this time from Florida. Adam makes a case for his attack crows, and the guys talk about an Austrian pastry shop specializing in Nazi cakes. The final news story has to do with sex offenders, and Adam and Chris make fun of To Catch a Predator.

 

 

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Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producer: Mike August

Producer: Mike Lynch

Audio/Voice Over: Mike Dawson

Newsgirl: Alison Rosen

Sound Effects: Bryan Bishop 

Associate Producer: Katie Levine

Technical Director: Logan Moy

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Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

Apr 7, 2011

Adam talks about an email he received from Michael Biehn with a backhanded compliment, followed by a second panicked email. Bald Bryan thinks people confuse Adam’s indifference with anger, and the guys talk about Adam’s grunting and various interactions with his employees.

 

Today’s top news story involves a bald eagle that was shot and beheaded, and Adam discusses the strange social rules we have about which animals we’re allowed to kill. Alison also talks about the search for the bones of the real Mona Lisa, and updates everyone on the Miley Cyrus sex doll scandal. Adam also hears about Glen Beck no longer being on FOX News, and the interesting scent of Bacon cologne.

 

After a quick break, Adam talks about a performance he had in Pennsylvania where August gave the club announcer an extremely long bio, only to have the guy read the whole thing verbatim. Adam also rants about why you should never order Meat Lover’s Pizza in the middle of the country.

 

In the last section of the show, the guys jump to the phone lines to dole out some relationship advice. The first caller wants his girl to lose weight, and the group improvises a hilarious conversation between a doctor and patient. Another caller is still getting shit for a lie she told years ago, and when another caller says her boyfriend is cheating on her, Adam gives advice in such a way that Alison thinks it may have done more harm than good. The show wraps with Adam talking about his upcoming audiobook, and giving advice to a caller about an ex-girlfriend who won’t leave him alone.

 

 

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Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producer: Mike Lynch 

Producer: Mike Dawson

Audio/Voice Over: Mike Dawson

Associate Producer: Katie Levine

Technical Director: Logan Moy

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Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

Apr 6, 2011

At the top of the show, Adam gives everyone an update on the Guinness situation, then has Alison go straight into the news. She talks about Kirstie Allie’s elimination from Dancing with the Stars, and how her dance partner tried to overcompensate. Adam also talks about wrestling with his kids and their friends, even though his knee is still messed up.

 

Also in the news is the Motley Crue frontman charged with ‘poking,’ and the CEO of Go Daddy in trouble for going elephant hunting. They also discuss Charlie Sheen’s attempts to trademark his catchphrases, and the audience responses to his live performances. Alison then mentions the Miley Cyrus sex doll, and the guys dissect the details of the item’s Amazon page.

 

After Alison reads another segment of her addiction memoir, Adam calls in Adam DeVine and Blake Anderson of the new Comedy Central series, ‘Workaholics.’ The guys talk about how they went from being an unknown internet sketch group to getting their own TV series, and Adam talks to them about the ridiculous conversations had about what can and can’t be said on the air. Adam also complains about Mike August’s cell phone.

 

In the last segment of the show, Alison returns to the news. The group discusses Flava Flav’s chicken restaurant bouncing employee checks, and also the sale of the Kate Winslet sketch from the film ‘Titanic’. In other film news, a new Bill & Ted movie is on the horizon, and it reminds Adam of his new lifetime pass at Arclight theaters. Wrapping things up, Adam complains about hot chicks who screw up their hairdos, and the guys watch a disgusting clip from Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo.

 

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Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producer: Mike Lynch 

Producer: Mike Dawson

Audio/Voice Over: Mike Dawson

Associate Producer: Katie Levine

Technical Director: Logan Moy

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

Apr 5, 2011

Adam opens the show with a long rant about airport bars not opening up early enough for him to grab a drink before his flight. Larry Miller is also in studio and talks with Adam about the types of people who are lenient with the rules, and the people who give you a hard time for no discernable reason. Adam also talks about driving his son around without a car seat, and getting caught in the parking lot by an overly curious little girl.

 

Before jumping into the Tournament of Rosen, Alison discusses the controversy that surrounded her announcement that she ‘dated off bracket’ over the weekend. Adam then pulls up each of the Final Four contestants on the line, and gets to know them by their favorite foods and jokes. Alison makes her choices, and Adam listens to a Dick Banks parody song.

 

Today’s guest is author Rosa Blasi, who wrote a memoir about dating a string of professional athletes. She talks about her early days in high school and when she got her first athlete crush, and the group quickly discusses how difficult it is to cheat in this era of twitter and text messages. Rosa also tells some personal stories from her dating life, and the group debates why guys cheat in the first place.

 

Alison then reads the news for the first time in a while. The guys talk about a plane that had to descend after a hole was torn into the top, and they also discuss the congressman who received a bloody pig’s foot in response to his investigation of Muslim radicals. The show wraps with a viewing of a Jeopardy clip where Adam was part of the answer, and Adam rants about iPhone face time and getting his kids gifts on the road.

 

Check out RosaBlasi.com for more info on tonight’s guest. 

 

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Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producer: Mike Lynch 

Producer: Mike Dawson

Audio/Voice Over: Mike Dawson

Associate Producer: Katie Levine

Technical Director: Logan Moy

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Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

Apr 4, 2011

Adam and Dana open the show discussing late night TV ads that are geared to people who clearly don’t have jobs. Adam recalls watching these sorts of commercials back when he was bored at home with nothing to do during school hours. The guys also discuss why anyone would want to participate in a $1.89 shrimp buffet, and why comedians shouldn’t sell their CDs at the door.

 

Dana talks about the experience of watching George Carlin on stage, and the guys talk about sticking around after live shows and not having enough time to take all the pictures that people want. There’s also a long discussion about the newest breed of empowered pain in the asses: shitfaced 40-year-old women.

 

After Dana talks about seeing a Tom Waits show, it reminds Adam of an experience he had with John Waite, an English rocker who got drunk and seriously started to get on Adam’s nerves. The guys then discuss stupid arguments they have with their wives, and question whether or not people can be moral simply for their own rewards.

 

The show wraps with Adam and Dana talking about offending audience members when performing raunchy material, and the guys mix things up and play out an imagined conversation between Huell Howser and Clint Eastwood.

 

 

Check out DanaGould.com for more info on Dana’s tour schedule and comedy releases.

 

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Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producer: Mike Lynch 

Producer: Mike Dawson

Audio/Voice Over: Mike Dawson

Newsgirl: Alison Rosen

Sound Effects: Bryan Bishop 

Associate Producer: Katie Levine

Technical Director: Logan Moy

Search: Chris Laxamana

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

Apr 1, 2011

Adam welcomes rock legend Sammy Hagar to the show, and talks with him about his new book, ‘Red: My Uncensored Life in Rock.’ Sammy says he has trouble reading the book because of some of the dirt that gets revealed. Adam talks to him about Eddie Van Halen, and how their relationship changed over time. Sammy also talks about the experience of the band’s 2004 Reunion Tour, and discusses the impact of alcohol on performing.

 

Adam and Sammy speak a bit more about live performances, and Adam complains about having to perform three times in one night but still having to make each show seem as good as the first. They also talk about Cabo Wabo tequila, and how the sale of the company has led to Sammy being able to make music his hobby instead of trying to make a living off it.

 

Adam asks Sammy to discuss the origins of his nickname, ‘The Red Rocker,’ and talks to him about his early days growing up in Fontana with a boxer for a father. They then talk about what inspired him to play music, and take us through how he made it to Van Halen, and how he still continues to work on exciting music projects like Chickenfoot. Wrapping things up, Sammy says that under the right circumstances he’d gladly be with Van Halen again, if only they could get along better.

 

 

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Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producer: Mike Lynch 

Producer: Mike Dawson

Voice Over: Mike Dawson

Associate Producer: Katie Levine

Audio: Chris Laxamana

Technical Director: Logan Moy

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

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